(Blues guitar riff)

Weeeeeell . . .

Trusted Rome and got a Bohemian Crusher
Russia's spouting lies like a Baku oil gusher

I've got those WebDip, WebDip
Those WebDiplomacy blues

My Livonian pincer went down in flames
Wasted all my DipPoints on CD-ridden live games

I've got those WebDip, WebDip
Those WebDiplomacy blues

They pat me on the back, then they end up in the Black
My last army's in Syria, he ain't never coming back

I've got those WebDip, WebDip
Those WebDiplomacy blues

Can't do nothin' about it, I only have myself to thank
I'll find me six more people and draw 20 from the bank

I've got those WebDip, WebDip
Those WebDiplomacy blues

Whilst normally I support the creative arts and all those who strive to push the boundaries, one has to draw the line somewhere. In searching for a comment to fully express the feelings stirred by this work, words escaped me. Alas, the words were unable to escape from this song...

Well, I thought the marriage of America's greatest musical art form and simultaneous-resolution strategy gaming was long overdue.

As a blues musician, I vote Nay.

I have to try avoid defeat ia ia oh
accept the dmz my little frog ia ia oh
Oooh Czar what have you done to me?
You let stp dmz for German to retreat.
ia ia oh

Clearly what is needed is a WebDip blues supergroup. Hellalt on lead vocals, kislikd on guitar and backup vocals, myself as songwriter/roadie. We'll pack venues from Tupelo to . . . well, okay, we won't pack any venues.

Oh, and Octavious can write elliptical reviews in the New Yorker.

My voice sounds like the opposite of music :P

So it's perfect to rap then Hellalt.

Hahaha +1 damian.

To throw my creative cents into the hat: think of a melody like Heartbreak Hotel

Well I came this close to 18, but now I'm down to one
Doin fine with that ally o' mine till, England stabbed and won
I'm feelin cheated baby, oooh yeah cheated girl
I've got nothin, when I coulda had the whole world

I was talking to every player, I had Germany diggin my groove
But when I went to take on Warsaw, he supported some other guy's moves
I'm feelin cheated baby, oooh yeah cheated now
Cause I've got nothin, when I coulda had the whole world

(solos)

So I ended all my games, I closed up my whole account
But I can't seem to leave it baby, you know what I'm talkin about
I'm feelin cheated, oooh yeah cheated girl
Cause ya know I've got nothin now, whatn I coulda had the whole world

Ah , the Bohemian Crusher! Those sweet memories! :)