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joey1 (198 D)
06 May 10 UTC
How about a 'historical' set alliance game
I would like to try a set alliance game where the players agree to work in certain alliances as in WW1 (France, England, Russia vs. Turkey, Germany, Austria Hungary). Italy begins as Neutral and must announce a side by 1902.

http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28438
The password is ww1.
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PatDragon (103 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Live Game this Afternoon?
Pick your poison:

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28478
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Shusaku (230 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Need of players
Hi, is there some players who would like to join an anonymous live game (classic)?
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Draugnar (0 DX)
06 May 10 UTC
I thought a paused game would still process as long as all orders were finalized...
If so, why didn't gameID=25174 run?
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Panthers (470 D)
06 May 10 UTC
live global chat only!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28460
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vexlord (231 D)
06 May 10 UTC
public press
no one ever does these, you have 2 chances to be in this enthralling format
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28209
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Dunecat (5899 D)
26 Apr 10 UTC
Looking for players willing to wager 1700 points in a classic WTA.
Make your interest known!
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xingow (100 D)
06 May 10 UTC
How to play in a game that need password?
More and more game need password, how can I join them?
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chamois (136 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Playing Austria without talking.
On an other website (a francophone one), I am playing Austria in a game where speaking is not allowded : how can I manage to survive? what openning would you play?
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Quick Live Game with only global chat - Europe Edition
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28446
6 players needed ;) 30 min to join
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Jamiet99uk (873 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Pro Wrestling
On a lighter note than some recent threads: I am a huge pro wrestling fan. Does anyone else on here follow WWE, TNA, ROH, Dragon Gate, etc? Who are your favourite / least favourite stars, today, and from the past?
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Goondip players!
http://goondip.com/board.php?gameID=522
Please join this game...4h left and 4 players missing ;)
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
05 May 10 UTC
I Found This To Be A Good Laugh... AND Your "I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT GAME!" Story
A bit juvenile in the writing, and the "Angry Hitler" video thing's been done 1,000 times.
Still, if you're up for time 1,001 and want to see Hitler blow up ove3r losing Diplomacy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNENpr3X9uk (Apparently based off a real game some folks played... hey, in the spirit of things- give YOUR best "World War Victory That Got Away" story!"
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
05 May 10 UTC
My story:

It was the first time I ever played Diplomacy, in 10th grade World History Class.

And that class was READY for a war, even a board game war... the Mexican kids had their clique, the whites had theirs, the Asians had theirs and never spoke to hardly anyone else...

And at the heart of it all was a sort of "Western Triangle of Hate."

Me, the Jew vs. an Arabic kid who hated Israel vs. a typical gamer kid, who sort of played off both of us...

Add to that some preppy girls who couldn't stand to lose, the perfectionist type (and this was for a grade, winners got best grade, so this meant something) and it was an excuse to vent the feelings of a whole semester and a half of differences.

The powers:

-I wasn't too well liked, but I knew more than nearly anyone and especially miltary history in that class, so folks weren't stupid, they wanted someone who would know what to do, so I got England.

-The Arab kid got France (just to add to our animosity, angry neighbors...)

-Some Blonde Girl who was just... there, not really disliked by anyone, got Germany because... hey, she WAS blonde ;)

-The Preppy Girl got Italy

-Latino Girl got Russia

-Her Latino Boy Friend got Austria

-White Gamer Kid got Turkey w/ the African American kid as his Right Hand man.

And it was on.

A strong northern opening by Germany and I (but not, strangely, in tandem) shut out Russia, who was pressured by Turkey.
Took Belgium, and, then, Holland.

And then D-Day 1914 began.

France was CRUSHED and FAST. It was a shock to half the class he went down so fast, and THEN people started to get uneasy.

At this point I had my homeland, France's, Spain, Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and, thanks to a psuedo-stab in convincing Austria not to help his friend at all, St. Petersburg Moscow.

15 Centers, and the far-and-away most dominating Navy with 12, stretching the board.

Austria gone.
Russia gone.
Germany holding strong to what she had.
Italy clinging to its homeland and Tunis.
And Turkey having everything else and matching me at 14-15.

So it looked like a huge North vs. South clash was on.

And then folks wanted to DRAW with 5 centers... France surviving with oen fleet in Portugal.

I had NOT just done all this, gotten folks to fight (Latino Boy and Latino Girl were pretty pissed at one another in the aftermath of what he'd done, or, rather, not done) to draw with 5 and allow the one kid I HATED to get in on it. So I made a simple request. Get rid of that last French fleet to knock out the Arab kid and his group, and I'll draw,

Whether or not I WOULD HAVE... if I got it and had 16 I might have tried for a win.

Germany said OK.
Turkey didn't care about France.

And ITALY, the Preppy Girl, said NO, on PRINCIPLE... she hated my being so "aggressive" and not drawing with 7 so everyone could have had decent grades, instead of 5 with better grades.

Two full years pass, four turns, I send about 3-4 units each time supporting, cutting, going after that one damn center of Portugal-

it HOLDS!

1917 I've lost St. Petersburg and Moscow, and some eastern portions of the Scands, from 14 to about 8, still second by far (the game had shattered every nation but me and Turkey) and the others cede to the teacher, experienced in playing the game, to command as one huge force, unless I draw.

Just wanting Portugal gone, no draw.

1919 drew with 6 units... and Portugal still there as France!

THAT DAMN PREPPY GIRL!

One place! I even offered to support HER there! I had 15, I didn't care who took it, I just wanted the arab kid OUT after his many Holocaust jokes and just being a jerk the whole time! 4 players over 5= more grades for us!

She would have had MORE if she'd just let that bugger DIE!

But no, not FAIR? Who did she think she was, Karl Marx, everyone should get a fair slice?

GAH!

The happy epilogue:

-A year later a friend asked me to take over her Italy in her class, playing the game, she'd lost it with a good friend of mine and a GREAT player advancing fast, he was just like me, he was even a corner nation, Turkey... with about 14 or more in strength and nothing standing between Italy and him. Retook Venice, and then this kid who ran France... his group didn't like him, so I pitted the kid against his group, made him paranoid of their suggestions (which would have had him FAR better off) and France supported me AND "for some reason" sent their fleets far north to near England and away from Italy... by the time he'd realized he'd been tricked, Turkey'd ran out of time as I had, and Italy held- once again the spoiler (hence the reason E and I are my favorite powers, and no coincidence both are naval powers and in both games my navies built my empire/saved the nation along with backroom deals)

-I joined WbDip right after that first-ever game, all the way back in 2006, as a result.

:)
lulzworth (366 D)
05 May 10 UTC
You were (or are) an unbelievably stupid, petulant child.

Not only is this incredibly narcissistic story poorly told (and sure, its not a novel, but basic technique...), but it seems predicated around your frustration with "some Arab kid" over his Holocaust jokes, or I guess, your frustration with his racism(?) all the while describing the players in retrospect along racial grounds and setting up the entire story as a racial clash (yes, I know, a preppy is not a race.)

I don't really know what the point of my criticism is, other than that pseudo-intellectuals like yourself who'd rather masturbate over their own purported genius than anything else are infuriating.

Also: you'll never make it as a student of philosophy. I'm sorry.

Hey, what's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Onar (131 D)
05 May 10 UTC
That video was funny. And does anyone else see the irony of a jew sending a link involving hitler?
DJEcc24 (246 D)
05 May 10 UTC
the video made me chortle
lulzworth (366 D)
05 May 10 UTC
Also, you joined here right after back in 2006 on the 18th of July, 2007?
wydend (0 DX)
05 May 10 UTC
When did you become such an asshole lulzworth?
lulzworth (366 D)
05 May 10 UTC
@wydend - I don't think I am, generally, but obiwan's relentless presence on the forum and the absolute inanity of his comments....that, coupled with the fact that he seems primarily interested in not-so-subtly implying that he is a SMART AND IMPORTANT PERSON in every post (since, as usual, all his stories come down to him and some opponent being STARS of some class, then him BESTING THEM in the end)....

I don't know, I can't help it. I want to hit him but I can't so I'll just utilize my internet-anonymity and be a dick instead.
On the contrary, lulzworth, you seem to be the egoist in this thread.
lulzworth (366 D)
05 May 10 UTC
Really? I haven't said anything about myself, really.

But I'm glad you're talking to me about this in public instead of continuing to PM me about how I have no friends. Boredom? Projection? I don't get it.
wydend (0 DX)
05 May 10 UTC
"I don't know, I can't help it. I want to hit him but I can't so I'll just utilize my internet-anonymity and be a dick instead."

Well I can't really argue with that reasoning.

I sent you a short pm regarding this.
figlesquidge (2131 D)
05 May 10 UTC
Everytime this sort of thing comes up I wonder if Edi was right when he said everyone should use their real names :S
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Two things:

-Sorry about the date mix up from 06 to 07... innocent enough mistake, I'd think not worth getting upset about, but then after all...

-WHY do you seem to have such an issue with me, lulzworth? You don't like what someone writes in a forum post, you find it narcisstic, which is not intended, by the way, and I don't see it as narcissism, but even if it were, why not, then...

Simply ignore the post, say to YOURSELF what a jerk and egoist I am, and leave well enough alone, INSTEAD of publicly denouncing a personal story and a person as a jerk and a narcissist, coming off rather childish in your own right, and keeping the thread GOING!

It's not like anything I said was offensive or harmful, it's not like this is Nazi war propaganda (using the Nazis because... waht the hell, it's a link to Hitler and I'm a Jew- whoever pointed out that irony, btw, kudos, didn't realize the full irony til In read that, made me laugh) so...

Why not ignore it, instead of keeping it going?

(Unless you wanted to raise ire and get me others to respond... but then YOU'D be the attention seeker or narcissist, would you?)

*obiwanobiwan apologizes in advances for probably mispelling the word "narcissist* and all forms of the word every time he used it. :p
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
And I njoy the forums, lulzworth-

Sorry my constant presence there annoys you... there IS an easy way to avoid me on the forums, however...
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
(Shir, just mispelled "enjoy! Oh well, one more thing to add to my list of HEINOUS sins, eh?)
wydend (0 DX)
06 May 10 UTC
ha, and you just misspelled shit.
Brilliant. Quite like that one. I agree with figle, everyone should use their real names and have a photo ID uploaded so we can all hate each other openly. Also, here's a link to a Hitler spoof I like better, but if you're not a fan of American football, read this first so you get it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Rodriguez Start with the part about Michigan. Then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egJK9ZEDeXI&feature=player_embedded
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Damn my misspelings! <-- intentional ;)

And btw, before I get off this topic, let me just close by saying that while I LOVE nearly any Jew joke...

Pizza/Jew joke is low, lulzworth, real low, ESPECIALLY when you're attempting to portray ME as the jerk...
Tolstoy (1962 D)
06 May 10 UTC
All of these Hitler parody videos are gradually being taken down due to copyright takedown notices... and Hitler is pissed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Damn... I like the parodies... if I said "poor Hitler," would that be just too ironic for anyone? (Nah, we thrive on irnoy, right?) :p
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
*IRONY!

WHY CAN'T I SPELL TODAY?!?!?!
I have to say that in my year here (almost exactly ?) I've found obiwan to be a pretty decent guy. Although he certainly seems to enjoy reading and discussing philosophy, I don't think I've seen him be egotistical or arrogant at all. He just seems to have a genuine interest in the subhject.
figlesquidge (2131 D)
06 May 10 UTC
@LJ: I don't think so myself and like the figlesquidge name, as far as I know I'm the only one and so any reputation I build is still me.
However, forcing use of real names & photo's etc would severely reduce the lower end of the diplomacy userbase.
Hey wow, it was exactly a year ago today.
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Thanks for the backing and Happy "Apparently Anniversary" (or is it Birthday for coming onto a site lol, Crazy Anglican.

Wow... looking at your stats...

You've already since May 09, at least two more years than me, played nearly as many and won way more!

(Then again... thi is ME... still, great stats for a year it'd seem...)
sqrg (304 D)
06 May 10 UTC
@Tolstoy: haha nice one, also check the video reply to it :P


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Crazy Anglican (1067 D)
01 May 10 UTC
D&D 4e
Does anyone play this game?
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terry32smith (0 DX)
06 May 10 UTC
Classic Europe battle - 5 min - Live - 10:15pm
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28430
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phantom420 (100 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Join up Quick late night
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terry32smith (0 DX)
06 May 10 UTC
Live Europe game - 5 min = starting @ 9:55pm PST!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28428
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Live Ancient Med Game!
Okay, idk why my other game got shut down when it still had 16min of time left to wait. But whatever, I'll try this once more tonight..
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28426
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Join this quick 10min-phase game!!!
And it only costs 15 D!! :]

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28425
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lulzworth (366 D)
05 May 10 UTC
Visual Psychology
A Question: What role do you all think the visuals of the map play in Diplomatic decision making?
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S.E. Peterson (100 D)
06 May 10 UTC
WTA Live Gunboat in 30 min (30 points)
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28422
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S.E. Peterson (100 D)
06 May 10 UTC
WTA Live Gunboat in 1 hour (30 points)
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28406
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spitfire8125 (189 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Live game, starts in 20 minutes
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wydend (0 DX)
06 May 10 UTC
Live WTA Gunboat
To celebrate exams being over!!!
40 D, Anon, starts in 20 minutes
see inside for password
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DrKikendall (158 D)
06 May 10 UTC
Live Chat Gunboat this evening
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28416

10 minutes. With Chatting.
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Alderian (2425 D(S))
05 May 10 UTC
Podium
I sent you a PM with regard to you wanting me to sit your account. Actually I sent two. Please check your notices.

http://webdiplomacy.net/index.php?notices=on
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
03 May 10 UTC
So I Saw Jesus, Moses, and Muhammad Walking To The Deli Earlier- Really! (Really?)
My friends and theologians here often mention the above figures. They're so important to religion. Chrstians believe Jesus is the messiah... but if he DID return- would you recognize him? How to distinguish him from that loony in Central Park in the robe and long hair... with the skepticism of our society... how would you KNOW it was "Him?" I presume magicians and tricksters can find ways of "walking on water," so miracles aside- HOW?
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DJEcc24 (246 D)
29 Apr 10 UTC
Poverty in Relation to Crime
I am doing an essay for my English class and the subject is poverty. Some sources i am allowed to get are interviews and opinions of people. Mroe Details inside
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yebellz (729 D(G))
29 Apr 10 UTC
Possible to select countries?
I couldn't seem to find it, but is there a way to manual select which power each player is assigned?

I want to set up a private game amongst some friends and we would like to select our own powers. Is there a suitable work around?
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Conservative Man (100 D)
02 May 10 UTC
The Electoral Compass. Where are you?
http://www.electoralcompass.com/page/0/thema+s/
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