"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"What'chu talkin' bout Willis?" Arnold Drummond

"Dynamite!" J.J. Evans

No, seriously.

A Funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

""The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy: that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.""

Nothing about a persons race, sex, colour or creed stops them being a small minded little git

Nobody, lying on their death bed, ever said "I wish I'd spent more time at the office."

"Try to imagine a regulation of labour imposed by force that is not a violation of liberty, a transfer of wealth imposed by force that is not a violation of property. If you cannot reconcile these contradictions then you must conclude that the law cannot organise labour and industry without organising injustice." – Frederic Bastiat

"To those who do not know mathematics it is difficult to get across a real feeling as to the beauty, the deepest beauty, of nature ... If you want to learn about nature, to appreciate nature, it is necessary to understand the language that she speaks in."-R P Feynman

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." - James Bovard

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." – Voltaire

"Free election of masters does not abolish the masters or the slaves." - Herbert Marcuse

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry

"Question with boldness the very existence of God, for if there be a God, He must surely rather honest questioning over blindfolded fear." - Thomas Jefferson

"It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours." - Harry Truman

Oh and "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstein

"I do not share the general view that market forces are the basis for political liberty. Every time I see a homeless person living in a cardboard box in London, I see that person as a victim of market forces. Everytime I see a pensioner who cannot manage, I know that he is a victim of market forces" - Tony Benn

"Although socialism is widely held by the establishment to be outdated, the things that are most popular in British society today are little pockets of socialism, where areas of life have been excluded from the crude operation of market forces and are protected for the benefit of the community" - Tony Benn

"Invent a clever saying, and your name will live forever!"
-Anonymous

"A clever saying proves nothing."
-Voltaire

"my dad told me one day that I would never make anything of myself, so I cut the brakes of his car and made myself a murderer"

"Nothing happens entirely on its own, but it is from trying that mankind gains everything."-Mardonius

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
-George Washington

"The government that is best is that which governs not at all." -Thoreau

"Every time the Pope farts, a new doctrine comes out of Rome." -Luther

do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time. -george patton

It is a mistake to think you can solve any problem with potatoes

"Fuck off cocksucking father fucker. " -Draugnar

"call me a prick or an asshole if you like" - Draugnar

Draugnar could probably make use of this one. ;-)
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" - Meat Loaf, during the argument scene at the end of the greatly extended "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" scene/act/play; live, in front of 11,000 people at Hyde Park, London, 2002.

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