I was being quite facetious, but since you bring it up... The question is then, how did orathaic get his rights to the asteroid? Did he have to have been the first one there? Does this usher in a new era of exploration and colonization along the lines of the exploration of the new world? Will asteroids and planets (or portions thereof) get claimed by certain countries or corporations? Who handles disputes?
What if my robotic miner gets there first? Is that sufficient to claim it? Do I even need to be there to claim it? If not, can I just have my lawyer draw up a document giving me rights to that asteroid? Who approves said document? Who do I "buy" the asteroid from? (Rabbit trail: Why are people allowed to purchase the rights to name a star? Who decides if a star doesn't already have a name? What if another civilization lives at that star? Who the heck am I to tell them what their star should be named? Would I get a refund?)
Coming back more to the point, but still as an aside: with GEO becoming more and more cluttered, does anybody know how "parking spaces" in GEO are 'assigned/purchased/etc'? Who is responsible for GEO traffic control, so to speak? If North Korea/Iran/whoever tries to put something in orbit, where/how do they get permission, and if they don't get that permission and they destroy another nation's property up there, whats the appropriate response?
I'm not familiar with the international treaties orathaic mentioned, so I'm guessing some of the answers are found there, but what about a country that doesn't accept the treaty, or a private international corporation operating out of multiple countries or specifically operating out of countries that aren't part of the treaties?
Regardless of current treaties, what should the answers to these questions be?