Now, you see, this is a thread which I would participate in, were it to happen on any other forum I frequent. Here, however, I know that intellignt people are a minority and I don't think my weapons (as TC put it) are worth the risk that they might get dulled in an intellectual fight, and I'm actually bad at trolling.
Let me try though:
herp derp there was no holycaust at all, derp, read the Internet, idiots, ahhhahahha, idiots, you see, it's funny 'cause you all are, haha, everyone not in a landlocked country is so shortsighted they should rather blind themselves, hehe.
Hey! It's my very first attempt at trolling, I know it's not perfect.