I'm writing this in 1908. Italy has just crossed the main stalemate line, and Russia reacts by attacking me. Germany attacks France, and France goes on a suicide mission to England! Seriously, guys, WTF?
I'm curious to find out who you all are. Right now my impression of you (especially Germany and Russia) is that you are lunatics.
Italy, on the other hand, has impressed me. It was a smart play to refrain from taking Tunis 1901, but to delay it until 1906 was genius! You so deserve to win this game, and I will try my best to help you achieve that.
It is now 1911. I have tried my best to throw the game to Italy, but strangely, he hasn't won yet... You had it handed to you on a silver platter, and still it takes like forever for you to actually win. I mean, in the final turn, all you need to do is support Arm-Sev, and support hold Marseilles. Then it's over.