^ Woah, calm the fuck down.

Should have added "lol", but thought it was self explanatory for anyone who's been on this forum a few times.

So let me rephrase: Dear Draug, you'll really argue about just f***ing anything, won't you... lol (just teasing)

What's the use in posting if you can't troll the site? :-)

I've been on the forums quite a few times, and in my experience people tend to rage hard at Draug's posts. >_>

A professor is teaching a medical class, and on the first day he takes them into the room with the cadavers and says "Our first lesson is to be completely at ease with the cadavers, so I want you all to do this." And then he inserts his finger into the cadaver's rectum, removes it, and then sucks on his finger. Naturally the students are disgusted but the professor says "If you want to get anywhere in this class you need to do it." So the students work up the courage, and one by one, copy the professor as best they can. When they've all finished the professor says "Right, so lesson two: always pay close attention. If you had been paying attention you'd have noticed that I inserted my index finger, and sucked my middle finger."

(And yes, I do steal all my jokes from Alan on QI.)

I agree with Draug

A man went to the dentist and asked "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out?" "$90" replyed the dentist. "That’s ridiculous!" said the man. "I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60," said the dentist. "That’s still to expensive,” said the man. "If I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20." "Still to much," said the man. "Well, one of my students can do it for $10," said the dentist. "Perfect!" said the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday."


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Venison's dear, isn't it?

@Invictus:Milton Jones is a genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F3Kqgzbhm0

Waves are very big in Japan.