I was invited to this site by a group of people who worked together. They needed a 7th, and one of the guys knew me. My Dad had given me a Diplomacy set when I was a kid, but me and my friends were into D&D and we never actually got a game started.
I kept waiting for the email to tell me how to get started - it obviously never came, and I finally got into the game, as England, just before I CDd. Not an auspicious start. I was quickly eliminated.
The guys started a second game and invited me again. Austria this time. They guy who knew me (Turkey) NMRd constantly and eventually just dropped out - I ended up babysitting his account to get through the game. I ended up in a 4-way draw with 10 SCs, and at least one new good friend on the site.
Meantime, I decided to join another game just to see what I could do. I joined Kitchener Armies and ended up as England again. This is what I consider my first real game, since I wasn't playing with people I knew. I read everything I could find about England strategies and decided to try one I found where I would ally with Russia. I contacted Russia, not having any idea who he was, and explained what I wanted to try to do, attacking Germany via Sweden. Russia seemed to be interested, so we formed the alliance and went forward. The plan worked to perfection - I marched through Germany and France and was doing a dance around Paris, planning the 2-way draw with my ally when I didn't notice Russia suddenly taking all of Scandinavia away from me.
Hence, my constant references to djbent's sharp knives ( I learned my mistake about the 'he' quickly in the game). I did, however, get some points out of the game, and object lesson in Diplomacy, and a good friend. :-)