Keep up those winnings Brain!

Please send any leftover cash my way.

Some women of questionable morals were scantily clad and approached me. I asked them if they be willing to DMZ galicia and they left assuming I was a dirt poor destitute psychopath

Are you not?

brainbomb you gotta ask for the bounce!

james is a misogynist

I still think im the best setup guy for roasting myself

Shoulda asked them to stick a fleet in your tunis.

Perhaps they can convoy you to your room

Im drunk. Sittin in my hotel room listening to gordon lightfoot and im hella fuckin sunburned. Its 111º here. Wtf

It's Nevada in the middle of summer. Were you expecting it to be cold?

I dont know. But 111 is bullshit and I want to die

The Midwest has spoiled you.

Air conditioning is your friend.

Dude summer in omaha is awful too.. its like 89% humidty AND 90-105

You walk outside and your butthole is a swamp

Drain the swamp

... that sounds like you want me to do unholy things

You're the one attracting scantily clad women of questionable morals!

Sigh. They walk through the casino showing their butts and bellys. I guess they could just be gamblers or tourists but wtf

90 ain't shit

100% humidity at 1000 degrees then you can complain, brain.

@brainbomb:
If you're a roulette kind of guy, then remember the old adage "always bet on red". Just make sure that red gets Serbia by Autumn'01

49 degrees f at my house last night.

72 and sunny here

Just think, if you spend $230, you could win $25. Very exciting. Shel Silverstein wrote about a similar opportunity worth a read:
http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/smart-money-poem-shel-silverstein/

Heck, I'll just post the poem:
“Smart”

My dad gave me one dollar bill
‘Cause I’m his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
‘Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes — I guess he don’t know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just ’cause he can’t see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head–
Too proud of me to speak!

– Shel Silverstein

Nice slypups, that sounds like a younger version of brainbomb.






You know, when he was 25.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." & "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in a broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming " Wow"."
Two quotes from Hunter S Thompson, who "reported" to us from Las Vegas in the 1960's and in this brave new 21st century we have Dipbro Brainbomb reporting to us of his "swampy butthole".
Our progress towards enlightenment looks to be slow and arduous.
Get out your artist's sketchpad & coloured pencils dearest Brainbomb and draw, draw, draw.

Im 33.

And 25 is younger than 33.

Wot

Two new world games, one is anonymous, both only five points to enter..a bargain, winners get to decide if Dipbro Brainbomb is real. PM me for the password, or crack them if you can