your spring 1901 moves should be aggressive and boastful. Ally with other males in the surrounding area and use them to make yourself more appealing to an alliance with Blonde.

Keep in mind Blonde is usually played by a not as quick and sometimes dumb person. So negotiations with blonde should be done with the utmost precaution. keeping in mind Blonde may unknowingly alliance with another male in the area and leave you without an ally. The best action to take upon this unfortunate event is to strike Blonde harder than you ever did to make her wish she had never left. Unlike other diplomacy nations; blonde likes to get pounded by consecutive assaults on her rear. Flanking, while too long a word for her to read or spell, is by far her favorite way to go down. Going down is also a strategy blonde may use to build up the alliance.

try opening with the boston strangler.

Also on the rare occasion you go down to the blonde be prepared to focus your energy in one particular location to cause a moment of opening for you to gain the upper hand and eventually retake her rear and begin the pounding again. You should have Blonde eliminated by spring 1908 and can move on to Brunette, who has been watching and wondering why you bothered allying with Blonde in the first place.

most importantly: don't go for the solo. a three-way should be what you're shooting for.

If you can convince Brunette to do said 3-way it should make for an enjoyable game.

If at all possible, if negotiations seem to be failing, try to sneak around and get her from the backside. She'll certainly be surprised

I prefer the Key(hole) Lepanto opening, where you skip the straightforward attack and head straight for her backdoor.

It's important to remember that Brest is one of her most important supply centers. Give it some attention, but be sure to spend most of your time using the strategies suggested above.

Great advice for how to go in for the kill so far, but nobody's mentioned the most important thing to be wary of. Do everything in your power to avoid the friend zone. Once the dreaded friend zone occurs, the blonde will all of a sudden have 5 times more units than you, therefore cockblocking every move you attempt to make. Has been said to be worse than being banned.

Wine her, dine her, 69 her.

Playing a hot blonde is very much like making the perfect cup of coffee. It's got to be really hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

But, most importantly, you should NEVER talk to her about your involvement in this forum and this game ;-)

Keep in mind, the blonde will tell you she loves you to get what she wants...but she's really diddling your buddy one door over.