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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
30 Nov 13 UTC
STOP
Stop snitching
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kalbim (100 D)
01 Dec 13 UTC
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Best. Convoy, Ever
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TheMinisterOfWar (553 D)
29 Nov 13 UTC
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That moment
When the phase processes to retreats, and you have no orders to submit.
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Need to think of a gift for me.
So I was thinking Call of Duty: Ghosts or Battlefield 4, but as it turns out I can't run either, though by a close margin.

Anyone a nice idea?
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Why Can't I...
...get mobile reception in my own house, yet a terrorist can upload videos and send them across the world from a cave in Afghanistan?
2ndWhiteLine (2611 D(B))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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I'd rather live in a cave in Afghanistan than a house in Indiana.
ForceIndia98 (100 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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It's all a conspiracy
tendmote (100 D(B))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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You're the one living in a shithole.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Me too, 2WL.
Ramsu (100 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Step one: Live in a civilized country
Problem solved.
abgemacht (1076 D(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Because your house acts like a Faraday cage and terrorists use satellite phones.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Too many technical terms. Too few wisdom teeth, too many painkillers, too few brain cells.
The Hanged Man (4160 D(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Why can't I get the 12:00 to stop blinking on my thermostat, yet Tony Stark can build operational battle armor from a missile and some spare parts in a cave in Afghanistan?
abgemacht (1076 D(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Why does your thermostat need to know the time?
abgemacht (1076 D(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
I mean, I set the time on my VCR so I can record shows, but a thermostat?
It doesn't need to know the time, but I don't like feeling the pressure to decide whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire to keep the house from blowing up.

[You can program your thermostat to maintain a lower house temperature at certain times of day, such as during business/school hours when nobody's home, and a higher temperature when you expect people will be around.]
President Eden (2750 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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why can't you stop making terrible threads
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Why can't you stop bumping threads you don't like?
ILN (100 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
^I'l answer for lando,
Because he's retarded.
tendmote (100 D(B))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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When you answer for lando, you've got a lot more than that to answer for.
Dharmaton (2398 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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'cause some poor soul will wanna watch afghan brown pornpaganda
philcore (317 D(S))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Cause they have Sprint and you have Verizon?
Dharmaton (2398 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
'cause they make more money than you and get freebies from your supposed tax-dollars lol some smack with that, sir?
Dharmaton (2398 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
or... your reception is scrambled
hecks (164 D)
01 Dec 13 UTC
The NSA determined you were using too much of their storage capacity on metadata they don't want, so they cut you off.
Dharmaton (2398 D)
01 Dec 13 UTC
Al Swea... hacked you
kalbim (100 D)
01 Dec 13 UTC
The phone company probably just has a personal vendetta against you


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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
NFL Pick 'em: Week 13--Are You Ready For Some (Thanksgiving) Football?
Ah, Thanksgiving football...the last refuge of a man looking to avoid a family argument on Thanksgiving day. Truly there's no more unifying sentiment than "Shut up, eat your food, and root for the Cowboys to lose!" Come Sunday, the Chiefs and Broncos will clash, and the Saints and Seahawks go at it on Monday Night. It's a good and important week of football, so--PICK 'EM!
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Everyone loves a BJ........ BORIS for President.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25135225
You have to love this guy ..... he is a throw back to everything that was, and unfortunately still is, wrong with British politics, but we love him because he is so off-message and un-PC.
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SYnapse (0 DX)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Ressurecting an old 0 replies thread
How difficult would it be to make a real-time game similar to Diplomacy? Where your troops move slowly to their objectives over the course of a day or so, and with more flexibility of orders (co-ordinates rather than provinces) etc?
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Plot Relevance?
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/361670/did-indy-matter-jonah-goldberg
While that's admittedly a double sin, posting something from The National Review and TBBT, I'd never thought about it that way...granted I've only seen the film a couple times, but still, huh--was Indy was mostly or completely pointless to the overall plot, or did the best worst archaeologist of all-time really come out awesome after all...at least until Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? ;)
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zultar (4180 DMod(P))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Things that make you happy
Me: Did you know apple juice come from oranges?
My 3-yr old daughter: Oh daddy. That's silly.
Me: Where do you think apple juice come from?
My 3-yr old daughter: The fridge.
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guilherme.limoni (168 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Fast-50
Who wants to play a live right now?
Fast-50 - 5 minutes/round
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tendmote (100 D(B))
29 Nov 13 UTC
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Paper linking GMO food to tumors retracted
http://www.nature.com/news/study-linking-gm-maize-to-rat-tumours-is-retracted-1.14268

Tendmote considers myself a man of science, but am wary of “why don’t you believe science” arguments when politics is involved. Hi Putin33!
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
30 Nov 13 UTC
How to lose a pound without doing anything tiresome in 20 minutes.
I just lost a pound sitting. How, you ask? By getting a haircut.

Seriously, I lost a pound.
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heroesandcons09 (100 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
I'll just put my feet in the water why the hell not?
Hey Palestine Israel conflict thoughts? Opinions I want to see arguments and shit no fallacies if you present an argument back it up like a man with evidence.
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TheMinisterOfWar (553 D)
20 Nov 13 UTC
From Draw to Solo - Part 1
Playing to draw is quite easy for most of us - but how to turn that into a solo? I've seen many people struggle with that question and I'm no exception. For this reason I thought it would be good to analyze some actual cases and get some advice from the more advanced players on the site: how to get the solo? My first case, inside, I hope others follow!
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kasimax (243 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
why is liberal considered a swear word in the us?
i don't consider myself liberal, but i'm wondering why liberal is almost considered as a swear word in the us - at least that's what i gathered from reading the forum ect.

i don't want to hear you rant about how dumb liberals are, i just want to understand why.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Favorite Cocktails
I love cognac and wine, but aside from those two "regular" favorites, I love to try out new cocktails...they're just so impeccably tasty AND have that wonderful effect of leaving you "happy" enough--not really a somber drinker, except for one time, but that was due to extenuating circumstances--to be sociable but not dead on your feat or a drunken mess. So, for taste and effect alike...favorite cocktails? :)
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SYnapse (0 DX)
29 Nov 13 UTC
Self publishing on Amazon (not for me)
More inside:
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krellin (80 DX)
27 Nov 13 UTC
Obama Pardon's Turkey
Obama publicly pardon's Turkeys...
...but it was another lie. Soon thereafter, Obama beheads Turkeys in Rose Garden...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/obama-pardons-turkey_n_4350711.html
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hecks (164 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
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Wherein Libtard Hecks says something Libertarian.
I work for a museum. Right now we're waiting for the IRS to give our institution approval to apply for a CAGE number so we can get SAM code so we can get a DUNS number so we can get a grants.gov account so we can get an account with IMLS so we can apply for a Museums for America grant. Bureaucracy sucks.
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jmo1121109 (3812 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
Site Processing
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Mujus (1495 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
What are you thankful for?
Post two big things, two small things, and two people you are thankful for.
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
25 Nov 13 UTC
Draugnar's back.
Just saying.
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
24 Nov 13 UTC
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How to really piss off an Israeli PM..........
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25078961

...... make the world a safer place !!
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Jamiet99uk (873 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
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EOG: Full Press Video - Draug Memorial Game 1
Wow. I never want to do that again.
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FM Roark (891 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
Join a live Game
Fast Spartan starts in 20 minutes
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
25 Nov 13 UTC
Hangover Cure
Need one. Really bad. Help pl0x.

(Awaits sarcastic replies and that one asshole saying I shouldn't drink when I'm sleeping in a basement with 17 other guys and girls my age for 3 days).
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redhouse1938 (429 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Nuclear deal with Iran
Because I'm just not debating this topic based on one of Nigee's holier-than-thou threads.
What do we think? Step forward or step backward?
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Brewmachine (104 D)
11 Nov 13 UTC
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Roasting Thread
This is a thread for talking shit about anybody that is currently silenced, i.e. Grking and Draug
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Yaniv (1323 D(S))
26 Nov 13 UTC
Trading places
According to the Avalon Hill Diplomacy Rulebook, units cannot trade places without the use of a convoy. Is this also true in a situation where one of the territories is bicoastal? Can a fleet in Bulgaria (west coast) move to Constantinople while a fleet in Constantinople move to Bulgaria (south coast) or would this constitute a bounce?
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