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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
30 Nov 13 UTC
STOP
Stop snitching
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kalbim (100 D)
01 Dec 13 UTC
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Best. Convoy, Ever
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TheMinisterOfWar (553 D)
29 Nov 13 UTC
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That moment
When the phase processes to retreats, and you have no orders to submit.
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Need to think of a gift for me.
So I was thinking Call of Duty: Ghosts or Battlefield 4, but as it turns out I can't run either, though by a close margin.

Anyone a nice idea?
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
30 Nov 13 UTC
Why Can't I...
...get mobile reception in my own house, yet a terrorist can upload videos and send them across the world from a cave in Afghanistan?
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
NFL Pick 'em: Week 13--Are You Ready For Some (Thanksgiving) Football?
Ah, Thanksgiving football...the last refuge of a man looking to avoid a family argument on Thanksgiving day. Truly there's no more unifying sentiment than "Shut up, eat your food, and root for the Cowboys to lose!" Come Sunday, the Chiefs and Broncos will clash, and the Saints and Seahawks go at it on Monday Night. It's a good and important week of football, so--PICK 'EM!
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Everyone loves a BJ........ BORIS for President.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25135225
You have to love this guy ..... he is a throw back to everything that was, and unfortunately still is, wrong with British politics, but we love him because he is so off-message and un-PC.
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SYnapse (0 DX)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Ressurecting an old 0 replies thread
How difficult would it be to make a real-time game similar to Diplomacy? Where your troops move slowly to their objectives over the course of a day or so, and with more flexibility of orders (co-ordinates rather than provinces) etc?
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Plot Relevance?
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/361670/did-indy-matter-jonah-goldberg
While that's admittedly a double sin, posting something from The National Review and TBBT, I'd never thought about it that way...granted I've only seen the film a couple times, but still, huh--was Indy was mostly or completely pointless to the overall plot, or did the best worst archaeologist of all-time really come out awesome after all...at least until Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? ;)
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zultar (4180 DMod(P))
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Things that make you happy
Me: Did you know apple juice come from oranges?
My 3-yr old daughter: Oh daddy. That's silly.
Me: Where do you think apple juice come from?
My 3-yr old daughter: The fridge.
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guilherme.limoni (168 D)
30 Nov 13 UTC
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Fast-50
Who wants to play a live right now?
Fast-50 - 5 minutes/round
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tendmote (100 D(B))
29 Nov 13 UTC
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Paper linking GMO food to tumors retracted
http://www.nature.com/news/study-linking-gm-maize-to-rat-tumours-is-retracted-1.14268

Tendmote considers myself a man of science, but am wary of “why don’t you believe science” arguments when politics is involved. Hi Putin33!
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
30 Nov 13 UTC
How to lose a pound without doing anything tiresome in 20 minutes.
I just lost a pound sitting. How, you ask? By getting a haircut.

Seriously, I lost a pound.
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heroesandcons09 (100 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
I'll just put my feet in the water why the hell not?
Hey Palestine Israel conflict thoughts? Opinions I want to see arguments and shit no fallacies if you present an argument back it up like a man with evidence.
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TheMinisterOfWar (553 D)
20 Nov 13 UTC
From Draw to Solo - Part 1
Playing to draw is quite easy for most of us - but how to turn that into a solo? I've seen many people struggle with that question and I'm no exception. For this reason I thought it would be good to analyze some actual cases and get some advice from the more advanced players on the site: how to get the solo? My first case, inside, I hope others follow!
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kasimax (243 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
why is liberal considered a swear word in the us?
i don't consider myself liberal, but i'm wondering why liberal is almost considered as a swear word in the us - at least that's what i gathered from reading the forum ect.

i don't want to hear you rant about how dumb liberals are, i just want to understand why.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Favorite Cocktails
I love cognac and wine, but aside from those two "regular" favorites, I love to try out new cocktails...they're just so impeccably tasty AND have that wonderful effect of leaving you "happy" enough--not really a somber drinker, except for one time, but that was due to extenuating circumstances--to be sociable but not dead on your feat or a drunken mess. So, for taste and effect alike...favorite cocktails? :)
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SYnapse (0 DX)
29 Nov 13 UTC
Self publishing on Amazon (not for me)
More inside:
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krellin (80 DX)
27 Nov 13 UTC
Obama Pardon's Turkey
Obama publicly pardon's Turkeys...
...but it was another lie. Soon thereafter, Obama beheads Turkeys in Rose Garden...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/obama-pardons-turkey_n_4350711.html
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hecks (164 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
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Wherein Libtard Hecks says something Libertarian.
I work for a museum. Right now we're waiting for the IRS to give our institution approval to apply for a CAGE number so we can get SAM code so we can get a DUNS number so we can get a grants.gov account so we can get an account with IMLS so we can apply for a Museums for America grant. Bureaucracy sucks.
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28 Nov 13 UTC
Site Processing
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Mujus (1495 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
What are you thankful for?
Post two big things, two small things, and two people you are thankful for.
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
25 Nov 13 UTC
Draugnar's back.
Just saying.
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
24 Nov 13 UTC
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How to really piss off an Israeli PM..........
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25078961

...... make the world a safer place !!
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mendax (321 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
If I wanted to talk about all of it that would involve writing multiple books. Forgive me for not wanting to expend that much effort on this forum. I will however immediately address some of these points.

1) I simply haven't seen any comments about kill ratios in other wars.
2) It is hard for me to reconcile ideas of Israel's actions being retaliatory when they are the occupying power.
3) Palestine is small, and crowded. There is literally nowhere for those who wish to fire rockets to go such that they would not be around civilians. Thus, saying that they use civilians as cannon fodder is disingenuous at best.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
26 Nov 13 UTC
How about I just jump ship on this one and post a solution here since this obviously isn't going to get anywhere.

Each side makes concessions. That's called diplomacy. You all I hope know that.

Israeli Concessions:
1.) West Bank - apportion the West Bank and all territory within it (excl. Jerusalem; TBA) to Palestine as land for a new state.
2.) Settlement halt - all settlements in the West Bank should be immediately stopped and transferred to Palestinian governance. Any Israelis should be relocated.
3.) Removal of troops from West Bank - goes without saying.
4.) 50-year peace agreement with Palestine - Israel never got time to establish themselves as a nation. Frankly, they were awfully lucky. If they want permanent peace, they have to allow Palestine to establish themselves.
5.) Yearly aid to Palestine - only until they have a stable nation and can provide for themselves.
6.) Immediate recognition of Palestine as a sovereign nation.

Palestinian Concessions:
1.) Complete abolition of all military force - all weaponry should be destroyed or sold to neutral nations (i.e not the US, Russia, or Arab nations).
2.) Return Gaza to Israel - having a split population will only lead to problems. Centralization will be critical for early development.
3.) Immediate recognition of Israel as a sovereign nation.

Arab Nations Concessions:
1.) Immediate adoption of all Palestinian-Israeli refugees - the fact that they haven't already done this on their own accord suggests just how much they actually care about the welfare of the people (none) and how much they want Israel to look bad to the world (a lot). Allow them to emigrate to Palestine without delay or penalty.
2.) Unilateral recognition of Israel as a sovereign nation - duh.
3.) 50-year peace agreement with Israel - hopefully the generation 50 years down the road can hold it up.
4.) Yearly aid to Palestine - match Israel. They need to demonstrate to Israel that they care about this as much as the western world does, and the western world will certainly be throwing aid around all over the place.
5.) Abandonment of nuclear weapons programs - the deal with Iran is a great step in this direction.

International Concessions:
1.) UN-led/sanctioned peace agreement - there's no way in the world we can simply hope they hold the agreement themselves.
2.) Partition of Jerusalem - it's not going to ever be international territory. It's too valuable to both Israel and the new state.

There's probably more that could be done, but that's all I can think of at the moment.
krellin (80 DX)
26 Nov 13 UTC
@Mendax -
1. You have google...you're a big boy. Look 'em up. You want to talk about kill ratio's in conflict, maybe you ought to **educate yourself** so you don't look like an uninformed fool...

2. Really? Ridiculous. You telling me it is impossible to attack someone if you are the lesser power? So when an inmate attacks a prison guard and the prison guard retaliates, it is really the prison guard attacking the inmate? THAT is your logic?

3. Sigh....exactly BECAUSE they are cramped and KNOW for a fact civies will die in the *retaliation* by Isreal they are **knowingly endangering the lives of civies**....thus they are **exactly** using them as cannon fodder.
mendax (321 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
That's about as good a two-state deal as you're going to get, I think.
mendax (321 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
So you say I'm ignoring comments, and then you tell me that the comments aren't here so I should be googling for them? Seriously? Because that's just plain dumb as an argument.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
26 Nov 13 UTC
That's what they could do if they would stop trying to demonize each other and recognize each other as potential partners for a long time, mendax, the same thing you should do.
krellin (80 DX)
26 Nov 13 UTC
"So you say I'm ignoring comments, and then you tell me that the comments aren't here so I should be googling for them? Seriously? Because that's just plain dumb as an argument. "
Good lord, mendax, grow up, seriously
krellin (80 DX)
26 Nov 13 UTC
I **did** mention the kill ratios in other wars, I just didn't give you teh specific numbers because I thought you were a big enough boy to look them up on your own. You ignored the comments.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Bump.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
It's easy for people sitting behind two oceans to call people in the Middle East "children". When was the last time you were afraid of a rocket attack or a plane dropping a bomb on your residence?
tendmote (100 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
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@Putin33 "When was the last time you were afraid of a rocket attack or a plane dropping a bomb on your residence?"

What does that have to do with anything? You yourself have a *lot* of strong opinions about things that don't directly endanger you.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
What does having strong opinions have to do with anything?

The problem wasn't the strong opinion, the point was calling the fighting 'childish' from the security of the United States.
tendmote (100 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Why shouldn't he call the fighting 'childish' from the security of the United States, if that's what he thinks and that's where he is?
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
"When was the last time you were afraid of a rocket attack or a plane dropping a bomb on your residence?"

2006, when I stayed a month a half hour north of Eilat and could hear the military training in their compound just off the kibbutz and was trained in exactly where to go within 60 seconds if the sirens went off, which they only did once.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
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Because infantilizing people when you don't have to deal with the same problems yourself just makes you look like the child, not them.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Putin, honestly, if you're going to criticize me for calling a 2000-year-long fight "childish" under the "security of the United States" then you should stop calling people on this site random bullshit names from the security of your computer screen. The bombs and missiles can't reach me in the United States and the fists of people that could beat the living crap out of you can't reach you through your computer screen. So shut the fuck up.
krellin (80 DX)
28 Nov 13 UTC
Go get 'im Bo. Putin does indeed have the mind of a child...a spoiled brat, at that. Ever notice that whatever side anyone takes, he will take the opposite and criticize. If instead of saying the fight was childish you had instead said it was a very mature war dealing wtih complex issues, yadda yadda yadda, he would have called you a name and told you the war was childish.

Putin is just a truly sick and angry person, who's sole purpose is to attack people. You should just mute him. I've found it incredible refreshing!!

hey Bo - truly, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, by the way. We butt heads sometimes - but you're good people. Have a great day.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
You're whining about me calling others names?

Rich, coming from someone who can't even disagree about baseball without cussing people out.

bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Putin, come to Indy sometime, let's see how your big fancy degree holds up.

Hint hint ... it won't help you.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
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I don't have a big fancy degree.

But thanks for threatening me with physical violence, thug.

You're more like Draugnar than you realize.

Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
And why would I visit the toilet that is Indianapolis? Can't even drive through your shithole of a state without getting a flat tire.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
A flat tire?

Is that supposed to...

Fuck it, whatever.

Anyone else want to say something useful?
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
By useful you obviously mean calling entire countries of grown adults children. Because you're what, 18, grandpa?
tendmote (100 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
@Putin33 What is the point of making so many public arguments that no one finds convincing?
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
What is the point of your endless grandstanding and lame appeals to your (non) popularity?
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Wrong question, tendmote.

You should be asking what the point of making so many arguments about nothing that no one else gives a shit about is.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
28 Nov 13 UTC
Putin, if you don't like me, mute me. You wouldn't be the first.
tendmote (100 D(B))
28 Nov 13 UTC
I just looked up grandstanding, wiktionary.org says

"To behave dramatically or showily to impress an audience or observers; to pander to a crowd."

Holy shit man, now *that* is projection. Your forum posts often introduce such dramatic subjects as Rwandan genocide, assassination attempts, and whatever other high-impact/low-probability consequence that could follow from something you disagree with. "Grandstanding" is your strategy, not mine.

Deeper still it's not a "lame appeal to popularity" (I have none.) It's accepting that the opinions of others are a valuable reference point to check your own ideas against. Now, once in a great while some individual is correct in a "one-against-the-world" situation. But if so many people's common sense rejects your line of reasoning... well maybe that common sense has some value, even if it doesn’t “win the game” in the framework you develop.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
Tendmote, BoSox, if you're so morally superior to arguments why do you constantly make them?

Tendmote's supposed aversion to political threads is particularly amusing. In the same category as Draugnar's "mutes".

"Putin, if you don't like me, mute me. You wouldn't be the first."

That wasn't a response to you.

I wasn't the one who started this personal attack-fest, Bosox. So why don't you take your own advice, for once. Surely muting would be a lot less unsavory than threatening to beat people up.
Putin33 (111 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
This is why reading wiki definitions is not useful. Because you still don't understand the definition.

How am I pandering to a crowd, while simultaneously ignoring the "common sense" of the crowd?

Can you not be incoherent, for once?

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Jamiet99uk (873 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
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EOG: Full Press Video - Draug Memorial Game 1
Wow. I never want to do that again.
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FM Roark (891 D)
28 Nov 13 UTC
Join a live Game
Fast Spartan starts in 20 minutes
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
25 Nov 13 UTC
Hangover Cure
Need one. Really bad. Help pl0x.

(Awaits sarcastic replies and that one asshole saying I shouldn't drink when I'm sleeping in a basement with 17 other guys and girls my age for 3 days).
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redhouse1938 (429 D)
26 Nov 13 UTC
Nuclear deal with Iran
Because I'm just not debating this topic based on one of Nigee's holier-than-thou threads.
What do we think? Step forward or step backward?
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Brewmachine (104 D)
11 Nov 13 UTC
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Roasting Thread
This is a thread for talking shit about anybody that is currently silenced, i.e. Grking and Draug
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Yaniv (1323 D(S))
26 Nov 13 UTC
Trading places
According to the Avalon Hill Diplomacy Rulebook, units cannot trade places without the use of a convoy. Is this also true in a situation where one of the territories is bicoastal? Can a fleet in Bulgaria (west coast) move to Constantinople while a fleet in Constantinople move to Bulgaria (south coast) or would this constitute a bounce?
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