was he in a plane?
a helicopter?
was he tied to something?
was he having fun?
was his suit wet when he died?

was he windsurfing and his cord got tied up in a helicopter and little bits and pieces of him got scattered all over the forest?

was he trying to jump into the ocean cuz he saw green and then died cuz of the fall?

was he in a plane?
no, I guess, see helicopter

a helicopter?
yes

was he tied to something?
no

was he having fun?
doesn't matter

was his suit wet when he died?
yes

was he windsurfing and his cord got tied up in a helicopter and little bits and pieces of him got scattered all over the forest?
no

was he trying to jump into the ocean cuz he saw green and then died cuz of the fall?
no

is he a scuba diver?

Was he in the ocean prior to getting on the helicopter?
Was he unconscious while in the helicopter?
Was he supposed to have landed safely?
Was the forest the correct destination for the person to be let off?
Was it accidental that the person exited the helicopter in the forest?
Did the person fall/jump from the helicopter?
Did he exit the helicopter safely?
Did he die from exiting the helicopter in mid-flight?
Was it raining?
Does the wetsuit being wet have anything to do with his death?

Was the pilot ever aware the man in the wetsuit even existed?

is he a scuba diver?
yes

Was he in the ocean prior to getting on the helicopter?
yes

Was he unconscious while in the helicopter?
no

Was he supposed to have landed safely?
no

Was the forest the correct destination for the person to be let off?
no

Was it accidental that the person exited the helicopter in the forest?
yes

Did the person fall/jump from the helicopter?
yes

Did he exit the helicopter safely?
no

Did he die from exiting the helicopter in mid-flight?
yes

Was it raining?
no

Does the wetsuit being wet have anything to do with his death?
yes

Was the pilot ever aware the man in the wetsuit even existed?
no

got it

forest fire

heli scoops up water and this poor bastard

drops him.

Yep.

winrar is me.

I still think you should have worked in being ground up in the heli blades.... it would add an element of color and suspense to this story.

I've got another one, but I can't answer questions until tomorrow afternoon. This one is also kind of stupid.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders seagull soup. When his food comes, he takes one bite and suddenly runs out of the restaurant and kills himself.

has he dined there before?
has he eaten seagull soup before?
did he want to eat the soup?
did he like the soup?
does the soup kill him?
when he had the bite of soup, did he know he was going to die?
does it matter where he kills himself?
does it matter HOW he kills himself?
did he kill himself on purpose?
did he have any allergies?
did he kill himself to save a greater pain?
did eating the bite of soup lead to a chain of events that caused his death?

Was it a taste to die for?

lol petry I bet that's it.

has he dined there before?
doesn't matter

has he eaten seagull soup before?
yes

did he want to eat the soup?
yes

did he like the soup?
doesn't matter

does the soup kill him?
no

when he had the bite of soup, did he know he was going to die?
yes

does it matter where he kills himself?
no

does it matter HOW he kills himself?
no

did he kill himself on purpose?
yes

did he have any allergies?
doesn't matter

did he kill himself to save a greater pain?
yes

did eating the bite of soup lead to a chain of events that caused his death?
it lead directly to his killing himself

Was it a taste to die for?
no

was the greater pain caused by the soup?
was it a physical pain?
was there something wrong with the soup?
Did somebody want to cause him injury?
Did he know he was going to die before the bite of soup?
It was indeed seagull soup he had a bite of, right, not something else?
Did he find something in the soup that made him upset?

was the greater pain caused by the soup?
yes

was it a physical pain?
no

was there something wrong with the soup?
no

Did somebody want to cause him injury?
no

Did he know he was going to die before the bite of soup?
no

It was indeed seagull soup he had a bite of, right, not something else?
yes

Did he find something in the soup that made him upset?
no

Was his decision to kill himself a reaction to the soup?
Or did he already know he was going to kill himself before he had the soup?

was it an emotional pain?
did the soup make him think of something else?
someone else?
was anybody with him?
were they involved with the process?
did they see him die?
was there anything out of the ordinary in the restaurant at that time?
is there anything extraordinary about the man?
do events outside the restaurant have any bearing on his decision to kill himself?

was it an emotional pain?
yes

did the soup make him think of something else?
yes

someone else?
yes

was anybody with him?
doesn't matter

were they involved with the process?
doesn't matter

did they see him die?
doesn't matter

was there anything out of the ordinary in the restaurant at that time?
no

is there anything extraordinary about the man?
doesn't matter

do events outside the restaurant have any bearing on his decision to kill himself?
yes

Was his decision to kill himself a reaction to the soup?
yes

Or did he already know he was going to kill himself before he had the soup?
no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE
???

was he in pining for somebody?
was the love unreturned?
was it the thought of this person that made him kill himself?
did the person the soup made him think of know him?
like him?
love him?
hate him?

did he need to die to save this person?

was he in pining for somebody?
no

was the love unreturned?
no

was it the thought of this person that made him kill himself?
yes

did the person the soup made him think of know him?
yes

like him?
yes

love him?
doesn't matter

hate him?
doesn't matter

did he need to die to save this person?
no

I'm disappointed that you didn't answer my question.

Yes, Soylent Green is people.