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slyster (3934 D)
23 Aug 11 UTC
Partie de haut niveau en français (French InGame Messages)
Bonjour tout le monde,

J'aimerais créer une partie en français avec des joueurs de bon calibre.
Détails plus bas...
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King Atom (100 D)
28 Aug 11 UTC
Accordinly, I Am A Good Leader.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/266520/the-colbert-report-mon-aug-8-2011
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Sharpy (100 D)
28 Aug 11 UTC
Cheaterd
Please, investigate the game
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=66064 it looks like there are multiple accounts of a same person here. Many users AFK, or making way too stupid moves to belive. I'm talking about a whole America and Turkey with India. Please, investigate, cause the game goes fail because of that.
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StevenC. (1047 D(B))
27 Aug 11 UTC
To those of you in the path of hurricane Irene...
...who's preparing for this storm?
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Conservative Man (100 D)
04 Aug 11 UTC
Steroids take Chuck Norris
The official Chuck Norris joke thread
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*rimshot*
SGrabowski (547 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't care about corners - if you are an enemy behind Chuck Norris, that is the most dangerous place in the world to be.
Good one.



















Not.
Draugnar (0 DX)
16 Aug 11 UTC
@ScubaDan - Jack is a fictional character. As much as I love Keifer Sutherland, his real life fighting skills make him unfit to hold Chuck Norris' sandals when Chuck steps in the dojo.
fortknox (2059 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
When Chuck Norris is England (which happens when Chuck Norris WANTS to be England), he starts off with a Yorkshire pudding entrance, and the mere force of 3 Chuck Norris Units bouncing one another causes the rest of the map to die, instantly.

fortknox (2059 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
@thatwasawkward - if you don't like it, don't read it. It's completely pointless to come in just to tell everyone it's stupid. They are doing it, regardless. If you are attempting to troll, you are going about it entirely wrong.
SGrabowski (547 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
When Chuck Norris is France, he opens to the Channel, moves Paris to Burgundy, and takes both Spain and Portugal with the army in Marseilles. No one dares opose these moves in any way whatsoever.
SGrabowski (547 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris likes to play Diplomacy because it's always a fair fight: 6-against-1
@fortknox: I'm not attempting to troll. My actual idea of a good Chuck Norris joke would be one in which he's the butt of the joke. I am quite sincere about that.
figlesquidge (2131 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice
Octavious (2701 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris leaves the corners of a jigsaw till last.
SynalonEtuul (1050 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
Guys. You are well aware at this point. Chuck Norris jokes are lame.
King Atom (100 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris is so awesome that...you know what, he was never really that cool to begin with.
Octavious (2701 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
Truth be told, I have no idea who Chuck Norris is.
largeham (149 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
I'm pretty sure I gave a joke earlier where Chuck Norris was (somewhat) the butt.
Octavious, I wish I could say the same thing.
fortknox (2059 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
If you people don't like chuck norris jokes, please do not hit the 'open' button to the thread.

See? Now you don't have to look at what you don't want to see. It's a miracle... like when Chuck Norris invented God!
SGrabowski (547 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
@ fortknox: Ok, I'll step up to your challenge, sir!

Why is Trevor the Toad always trying to escape from Neville Longbottom?

Because Chuck Norris doesn't like being a toad!
Guillaume (630 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
God created the world in six days. The 7th day, he rested, turned around to Chuck Norris and asked: is this ok boss?
fortknox (2059 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't use armies or fleets, his unit is 'Chuck Norris', which disband any unit 2 steps away from them and can move 5 spaces per turn in water and land.
King Atom (100 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
Someone should make a Chuck Norris variant.
Scmoo472 (1933 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
They can't King Atom.. They don't allow nukes in Diplomacy..
Scmoo472 (1933 D)
25 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting signifies the chance of failure, Therefore, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chick Norris can divide by zero.
trim101 (363 D)
26 Aug 11 UTC
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
SGrabowski (547 D)
26 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris lives in a glass house and throws rocks. He has never had a problem with this situation.
Macchiavelli (2856 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris doesnt study martial arts. Martial arts study Chuck Norris.
Macchiavelli (2856 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Einstein based the theory of relativity on the fact that time and space do what Chuck Norris tell them to.
Macchiavelli (2856 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Darwins theory of evolution is based around the idea that for billions of years every life form on earth has been trying to become Chuck Norris.
Macchiavelli (2856 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
The only reason God is named "God" is that "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
jmo1121109 (3812 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

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wacki (132 D)
28 Aug 11 UTC
Imperium Diplomacy Sunday Live 5min
Imperium Diplomacy Sunday Live 5min Phase
Start at 01:00 UTC = 15:00 Middle European Summer Time
http://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=3289
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Gonnor (149 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
delay in a 5/10mins phase game
Hi all,

Yesterday i played some live games (phase of 5 and 10 mins) but i had a delay every phase.
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King Atom (100 D)
24 Aug 11 UTC
Sigh...
What....well, ummm.......so what are you guys up to?
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President Eden (2750 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Is Austria the best gunboat power?
Seems like it to me, or at least that it has an argument. See inside.
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Ranscott47 (2874 D)
28 Aug 11 UTC
Join now for 11:55 PM (EST) game Sat night
5 min negotiating phase Bet 25
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phin1797 (100 D)
28 Aug 11 UTC
Game only for those who are in the path or have already been hit by Irene
Quick live game for all of those along the east coast
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=66476
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RobKohr (100 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Postal Diplomacy
I created a game here: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=65916
This is for USA players only.
All diplomacy must take place by -Postal Mail- .... no other means.
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wacki (132 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
game crashed??? Please! Just 1
Fatal error: Call to undefined method userMember::donatorMarker() in /usr/local/www/apache22/data/webdiplomacy/gamepanel/member.php on line 168
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Manas (818 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Live game CD
Need someone to join as Italy in
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=66445
Still has 4 SCs
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Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
27 Aug 11 UTC
1 more wanted for med map
12 hour phases... 40 point buyin... PPSC anon.

Nobody here has played more than 3 games so we don't want somebody TOO good... any takers? Just need 1 more! I'll send you the password :)
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Scmoo472 (1933 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
DonatorPlatinum
Ok. Well I am in a SoW game. My TA messaged me, After I read it I went to write back and when I clicked on his name to message him, it said
"Error triggered: Undefined index: DonatorPlatinum."
And won't let me message him. >.>
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FirstApple (100 D(B))
27 Aug 11 UTC
Mods - Please pause
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=65533

Everybody in the game agreed to pause and everybody voted for it EXCEPT OZ who wrote 'good luck' to those in the storm but never put in the vote. I'm thinking he didn't know what he was supposed to do. Please pause this game until after the storms. Everyone agrees but there's only 2 hours left.
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Conservative Man (100 D)
25 Aug 11 UTC
"Man, you were hella wasted that night"
Just one of the lovely things I hear my fellow students talk about in between classes.
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jonpfl (100 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Diplomacy rules question
All,

It has been awhile since I played and just trying to remember some of the harder rules.
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centurion1 (1478 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Cheating
Right. I am not leveling any accusations but I was wondering if a mod online could send me a pm they are online. I wanted them to check out an ip address really quickly of a game i am in.
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☺ (1304 D)
25 Aug 11 UTC
Who was it...
That organized the statistics of the best openings for each country? I'm looking for that post and can't find it.
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MilanGM (136 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
How to raport player with multiple accounts?
I am playing a world map and 2 players are in some insane-coordinated alliance. Then i notice that both players are always "last seen" in similar time with 10-20 minutes difference.
It is obvious that the player is multi-accounting. How can i rapport him to check him out?
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Hyperactive Jam (299 D)
27 Aug 11 UTC
Replacement for England in very good condition is requested
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fortknox (2059 D)
26 Aug 11 UTC
This is why game mods don't want to mod the forum...
http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/job-fails-who-wants-my-job.jpg
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Kochevnik (1160 D)
23 Aug 11 UTC
Need sitter for 3 days on Classic game
Hi all!

I'm going on the TransSiberian Railway tomorrow for three days, and I'll be without internet access. While it should be a fun time, I hate to go CD on what has been an interesting game.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
23 Aug 11 UTC
Seven Reasons To Now Dislike Rick Perry
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/seven-ways-rick-perry-wants-change-constitution-131634517.html

Really...ALL of those are HORRIBLE suggestions, each one warping the seperation of powers and the intent of those respective offices, or else is just more of the same anti-gay, anti-tax (unless it's HIS potential administration that would benefit by your taxes, of course) babble.
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Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
26 Aug 11 UTC
And the mighty have fallen (EoG)
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=64683&msgCountryID=0
31 replies
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Per Olander (1651 D(B))
25 Aug 11 UTC
My first EOG
EOG – Who wants to have a million points? gameID=64816
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King Atom (100 D)
23 Aug 11 UTC
Research = Complete
Yeah!
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ComradePresident (100 D)
26 Aug 11 UTC
In World Diplomacy - is it possible to go with your army from Spain to Marocco?
... well, that's the question.
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