@President Eden: I'm running this MUD. Get your own. :-P

And Shhhhhh. I'll use it every instance I can now, Broadley. :-)

SYNTAX ERROR. Please rephrase.

READ PAPER

Wild PRESIDENT EDEN appeared!
PRESIDENT EDEN used FIRE BLAST!
It's super effective!
PAPER was burned!

eden how the fuck to you have earthquake, blizzard and fire blast?

You amble over toward the REFRIGERATOR and read the paper. It is a recipe for making "BROWNIES". As you look at the picture of the succulent "brownies", you realize that they would make a great desert after your (attempted) main course of FLASH DRIVE.

READ RECIPE.

goldfinger:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/110/848/I%27m%20a%20chicken%20LOL.jpg?1301766417

Ingredients
1 cup butter
4 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
2 cups white sugar
4 eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups chopped walnuts
8 oz marijuana

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a 9x13 inch baking pan.
In 3-quart saucepan over very low heat, melt butter or margarine and chocolate, stirring the mixture constantly. Remove from heat, and stir the sugar into the chocolate. Allow the mixture to cool slightly. Beat in the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each, then stir in the vanilla. Combine the flour, marijuana, and salt; stir into the chocolate mixture. Fold in the walnuts. Spread the batter evenly into the prepared pan.
Bake in oven 30 to 35 minutes. Brownies are done when toothpick inserted into center come out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack.

Wild PRESIDENT EDEN appeared!
PRESIDENT EDEN used FIRE BLAST!
THATWASAWKWARD's BROWNIES are warm!

No, Eden, you ran away scared because your ray gun short circuited, remember?

BAKE BROWNIES.

You said that happened, not me.

twa your brownies are already rather thoroughly baked

As you attempt to bake the BROWNIES, you realize you are out of eggs and will have to go to the store. You ponder on what a failure this makes you. -2 SELF ESTEEM

Assuming this was before I started putting ingredients together:
SMOKE MARIJUANA.

Wild PRESIDENT EDEN appeared!
PRESIDENT EDEN used EGG BOMB!
Hit 4 times!

It wasn't. Your MARIJUANA is now helplessly entangled with the other ingredients and can not be smoked.

Welllllll shit. If the egg bomb has enabled me to bake the brownies, then "BAKE BROWNIES". If not... "LOOK UP VEGAN BROWNIE RECIPE ON INTERNET".

SYNTAX ERROR. Please try a different command.

Wait... why do you care if your pot got mixed up with your brownies? THIS IS A GOOD THING

Because there are no eggs to finish making your brownies.

GO NORTH

GO NORTH please? Is north still an option? I'm chomping on the bit here lol

GO OST JUNG MAN

bump

@President Eden - hate to pick you up on spelling but it's spelt EGO BOMB.

You venture into the living room of your apartment. You can't see anything in the darkness, but know there is a LIGHTSWITCH somewhere in the room. There are exits WEST and SOUTH.

WEST.

As you attempt to exit WEST, you trip over the cord to a LAMP you could have turned on to prevent this, and fall flat on your face. -2 HEALTH, -5 SELF ESTEEM.