Well then I'm out of material, and unfortunately this stuff is too crazy to make up and the original is long dead and dropped out of archiving so I can't just look through that for more.
Anyway, I'm thinking of holding a public memorial service for Tettleton's Chew, the true author of this ridiculous thread, in recognition for his banning and excellent service to the site (he was the one that caused muting to become a feature).
gameID=186764 public press, unranked, 1 day phases, password: muted_sheep
Some additional suggestions to keep in mind for this game; please only post press in the style of your favourite long since banhammered forum dweller. Some suggestions include: Posting anti-"socialist" propaganda too crazy for even Fox News to spew, threatening to DDoS the site, creating a multi to create a longwinded and abusive argument on the public chat and subsequently get banned, playing with 4 accounts and still failing to win the game, posting absolutely amazing original crackpot conspiracy theories with such frequency you get banned for spamming, attempting to free blank_flag, claiming others do not know shit about the Kongo, asking who people are and if they are knew, etc. Bonus points for holding memorial for the great people that I've long forgotten and missed.