Aw, now, that's not fair, Draug...I have a goatee, no way I'm playing Ophelia...
I need a role the role of a guy who, according to that great intellectual, Mr. Feeny, "gets on a lot of people's nerves...makes one stupid mistake after another, and for five acts, he NEVER shuts up!"
BORN to be Hamlet...and no bugery going on with Hamlet at all...
He just yells at his mommy, spurns his Kate Winslet girlfriend, and is simply very, very, very, very, VERY good friends with Horatio!
(I'd be that or one of the poor schmucks who gets killed right at the start of some of the more violent histories...no way Shakespeare would leave me alive on stage TOO long! Elizabeth would order him hung before we got to Act 3!)
;)
As for why language is totally and completely awesome...hmm...
I've already employed one of my heroes with an "H" name...let's go for two--
Mr. Higgins?
"Remember that you are a human being, with the divine gift of articulate speech, that your language is the language of SHAKESPEARE and MILTON and THE BIBLE!"
...You had me right up until the end there, Henry. :p
(But seriously, language IS just a tool, in the crudest sense, but I'd argue that saying language is just a tool misses the point, as it isn't the language so much as the words and literature that are so beautiful...
Saying language is just a tool is reductionist, it's like saying "Why do people find music so beautiful, it's just a bunch of sounds, and sounds are just naturally occurring echoes and phenomenon, what's the big deal?
It's not the grammar and language itself...it's the way it's put together by masters of the craft.
By itself, "to," "be," "or," and "not" are just 4 relatively innocuous words...
In the context he uses them in, and with what follows, the WAY Shakespeare puts them together and thus creates "To be or not to be" is what's to be treasured.
It's when it moves beyond the mere nuts and bolts of construction and what's constructed is a work of art, more than the sum of its parts--
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
"Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically."
"In the name of GOD, do your duty. In the name of GOD, believe Tom Robinson."
"April is the cruelest month...I will show you fear in a handful of dust..."
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty--that is all ye need know on earth, and all ye need to know."
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows."
"I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again."
"Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven."
And, of course, everyone's favorite--
“They worship a Jew, do you know that, Alex? Their whole big-deal religion is based on worshiping someone who was an established Jew at that time. Now how do you like that for stupidity? How do you like that for pulling the wool over the eyes of the public? Jesus Christ, who they go around telling everybody was God, was actually a Jew! And this fact, that absolutely kills me when I have to think about it, nobody else pays any attention to. That he was a Jew, like you and me, and that they took a Jew and turned him into some kind of God after he is already dead, and then - and this is what can make you absolutely crazy - then the dirty bastards turn around afterwards, and who is the first one on their list to persecute? Who haven't they left their hands off of to murder and to hate for two thousand years? The Jews! Who gave them their beloved Jesus to begin with! I assure you, Alex, you are never going to hear such a mishegoss of mixed-up crap and disgusting nonsense as the Christian religion in your entire life. And that's what these big shots, so-called, believe!”
And kudos to you of you can guess which acclaimed novel THAT is from without guessing...and I swear it's acclaimed and that I didn't just take a pot shot at Christianity...well, not directly, anyway.
Here, another quote from the book to help, to close out our discussion?
“My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets--no, they're little gifts, containing meanings!”
The Rest is Silence...oh, hell, it never is with me.)
:)