I have two things to say. One somewhat serious, the other less so... to a degree.

A)
What the fuoch is with the constant sexualization of that which passes for female on the forum? (I assume that dj, Akroma, Biddis, etc etc are female, but lets face it, the vast majority of us have never seen evidence for this). Have we not moved on as a culture guys?

Why must every topic that involves the aformentioned self-described girlies or women be subjected to blatant and embarrassing attempts at sexual humour? There is a difference between a gentle joke, and continued prodding that borders on harrassment. If I were a female I would feel pissed at the mild, but most definitely present, misogeny clearly evidenced by the persitence and volume of topics such as this one.

Please boys, stop obsessing about virtual women and find one you can touch.

(Sorry about my likely-misplaced rant, I am just slightly annoyed) :D

B)

Back to the topic at hand; though I cannot obviously speak to physical appearance, I can attest that djbent is indeed hot in a number of measureable ways.

For instance, skill-wise dj is generally 'hot', as evidenced by her persistent ability to smell out and destroy my stabs before they happen.

Secondly, in all of our games together we have generally been uncomfortably close and touching throughout the majority of the game. I am now recovering from second-degree burns.

That is all mates. Good day.