A friend sent me a clip from Bill Maher's show and it had a line that I found hilarious:
Bill Maher: So, why do you think these right-wingers suddenly love the Jews so much?
Amy Holmes: Well, I mean, you would know, and -
Maher: I do know, but I wanna know why you...
Holmes: A lot of conservative Christians are huge supporters of Israel -
Maher: Huge supporters. I agree. Why?
Holmes: Because they believe that's where the End of Days will happen, and they want to protect Israel.
Maher: Right. Thank you.
Holmes: They want to protect Israel from destruction, and we know this, so it's not--
Maher: Whoah, whoah, whoah. But what happens to the Jews at the End of Days?
Holmes: Well, Christians have a, uh, a certain storyline there...
Maher: What happens to the Jews at the End of Days?
Holmes: They don't go to the same place...
Maher: Yeah, they love Israel because they need the Jews to be in place when you-know-who comes back and kills them all!