Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Man in the World were walking down the tracks together discussing their achievements. The discussion soon grew heated and the pair didn't notice an approaching train. Of course, the train applied its breaks of it's own accord to avoid rumpling Chuck Norris's shirt in the event of collision, much to the surprise of the engineer who was himself too busy starring at this most unlikley pair of men standing on the tracks. The engineer was already running late but knew there was nothing he could do to make up the time but had to try anyways or he would lose his job, so he shouted down to the pair to ask them to step aside. Naturally they both took a step backwards. Instantly a time paradox occured and everything but Chuck Norris, the Most Interesting Man in the World, and the engineer froze. Puzzled, the engineer thought for a moment and then realized the dilemna as the two men continued to argue, oblivious to the fate of the world hanging in the balance around them. Which side of the train tracks was now the right side of the tracks? He stepped out of the locomotive and approached the two men to inform them of the situation, and of his need to keep his job to feed his family. The two men, both of whom knew they could help the engineer out, agreed to turn the situation into a wager, and whoever won would get the satisfaction of assisting the engineer and thus the ensuing fame. However, they simply began arguing again about the answer to this new question. The engineer, seeing that they would get nowhere in solving the problem, and not wishing to be caught in limbo the rest of his life suggested they ask God to give the answer to the question; so they did. So God came down from heaven. The discussion, of course, by this point had shifted from "which side of the tracks was the right side of the tracks?" to "who was the most important person in the world," and this was the question they asked God. Without saying anything God summoned the engineer's teenage daughter to the tracks indicating that she would provide the answer to the question and turned to leave. So both men posed the question to the girl. She looked at them both for a minute with a look of complete and uttter annoyance and said "How come no one pays any attention to me!!??" Then God turned and spoke over His shoulder as He disappeared into the mists and said "Chuck, stop talking to yourself, I can't keep fixing the universe for you."
To this day there exists a set of tracks somewhere in western Iowa that only has one side. The other side of the tracks simply does not exist.
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