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March Ghost-Ratings:
Classic: 105
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It is a common misconception that, given enough time, a monkey with a typewriter will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. As it turns out, the universe will almost surely undergo heat-death before this ever happens. I've done the math.

'As Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason.'--Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

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'Conservative Man, when I imagine your expression as you write your posts, it is always with a serious face.

This is not good.'--Friendly Sword

'I'm not in favour of hanging myself'--Octavious

'The Gunboat varient is only one step more enjoyable that the infamous Pacifist varient, in which speaking is allowed but moving units is forbidden and the winner is the last player to lose the will to live.'--Octavious

'Yeah also she is a "really good woman" because she "cleans"? I don't understand what the problem is. I thought larger women were considered attractive in the 19th century.'--mafialligator 

'Unless you have walked a mile in a obese person's shoes...'--Draugnar


'lol can you imagine Draugnar showing up at your front door at 2:00 a.m. with a crowbar and a rusty shiv, yelling "I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER NO POSTING CHEATING ACCUSATIONS ON THE FORUM NOW YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!"'--Yellowjacket

'Krellin once told me he boned his wife on a diplomacy board.

I'm pretty sure her ass covers enough SCs to solo twice.'--Yellowjacket

'You ***idiots**** that think the fucking GOVERNMENT id the end-all and be-all of parenting....I pity your stupid fucking kids. Because my kids will be HIRING your kids as janitors.....

Stupid fucking idiot liberals....

ABGE...You want to be a Janitor? WHY NOT? Arrognat prick...it's HONEST WORK!!! And NOT EVERYONE can do it....so maybe YOU should do it....bitch? 


Oh....ABGE THING HE IS ABOVE DOING MANUAL LABOR LIKE JANITOR WORK....


Fuckign Hypocrite....'--krellin


'I tend to eat with my mouth, rather than by squishing the food against my face and hoping most of it ends up in my mouth. Do you do it differently?'--Jamiet99uk

'Please email the mods the picture in question, what phase it was used, whether or not it was a picture of a pigeon, and so forth. The mods have the tools to determine the authenticity of the screen shot in question and will act within 24-48 hours.'--zultar

'I love you anyways, and if I was a woman I'd let you blow me.'--Yellowjacket

'Engineers think everybody else is lousy at their jobs. Pricks.'--Putin33

'I've yet to meet an engineer that had one iota of open-mindedness when it came to anything related to education. It's just not in their DNA. If I'm a bigot, so be it.'--Putin33

'"If you don't move your fleet to Brest, I will abort you, Stressedlines."'--redhouse1938

'I was referring to JPope61 resigning from one of my games, but I suppose Orathaic's new is also important.'--Maniac

'Sex is a continuum, and Beiber is but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure.'--hecks

'With German it's close enough to English that you can get by with a bit of common sense. Go to a German lake, for example, and see a sign with a picture of a boat and the word "verboten" underneath, and it's no great leap to translate it into the English "for boats".

A very unusual place, Germany. So many boating lakes, yet so few taking advantage of them.'--Octavious

"People are bad to each other most of the time, and i am not talking about thiefs,rapers, killers,Muslims, just about the simple ordinary daily behavior."--taos

"For our younger viewers, a brothel is where a man goes to get a bowl of broth, which is a kind of thin soup. The man's wife is often furious if she finds out, because of the implication that her cooking isn't considered good enough at home."--Octavious

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

'An atheist can also have a nice Easter. I used to go around and visit girls, water them, talk a little, drink a beer, and collect red eggs from them. It was kind of a yearly nostalgy tour with my ex-girlfriends (I mean the ones with whom I kept a cordial relationship). These days, I water my wife and daughters, and still get my red eggs in return. Do you guys have this kind of tradition where you live?'--bihary

'@texastough sadly, I think your name alone is sufficient reason for a wise man to disregard anything you might say about subjects not directly related to John Wayne trivia and the price of beef.'--Yellowjacket

'I don't like this. Now the save and ready buttons are too far apart. It's more effort now to move the cursor from one to the other. My wrist is getting sore.'--Jamiet99uk

'I like the challenge of playing all 3 accounts by myself.'--zultar

'INNNNN West Philadelphia, born and raised
trollin' WebDip is how I spent most of my days
Packing games, multis, we all collude
to team up some poor Russian newb

When a couple of mods who weren't being cool
Saying we were breaking some stupid site rule
I sent one little message with more cusses than I planned
He said "You better try Playdip, 'cause now you're all banned"'--ckroberts

'I consulted Jesus and he said being resurrected after three days would produce an optimal number of +1s.'--Putin33

'The titanic isn't sinking! My end is 20 feet up in the air!'--LeonWalras

'If you are two or three players short, you can always call Sarg.'--2ndWhiteLine

'I take a laxitive when I play so I can get more "shit time" for my press.'--dyager_nh

'Tell me this: if, no matter how far out you go with .99... Would it stop even if it theoretically did become 1? The only explanation for it becoming 1 is that as it became big enough the difference between it and 1 woukd become non-existent, however, even if that were true, it would still continue and would mean that .999... Were actually greater than 1. If a digit in which the difference between the 2 things becomes non-existant does not exist, then it will never become 1, however, if a digit in which it becomes 1 does exist, then it would become 1 but then keep going and become even bigger than 1. Unless it became 1 on a theoretical endpoint, which does not exist, it would continue and it would mean that .999... Is actually bigger than 1.'--tvrocks
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