please GF, aren't there better threads to take that fact from?

Oh to be sure girls love their desserts, or at least the girls I have personally known. And Draug is completely right, you gotta play the whole round of golf, preferably with your club getting a good hand polishing before you start playing.

But yeah, there are probably tons of better threads haha

Well, that and the fact that girls just don't play diplomacy as a general rule (though we have a few rule-breakers on this site for which I am very appreciative of)

Oh, girls are diplomatic marvels, my friend. What a guy won't do to get his club hand polished and play a few holes is a testimony to the power of a woman's skill in diplomacy.

And GF -- good call making sure things are polished up and clean ahead of time. In fact, the proper use of hedge trimmers is always advised.

I think the Diploholic thread is enough to convince anyone we are insane

I was squeezing obi's balls so hard in that troll game with krellin... he gave me Ukraine for free and left Moscow and StP open for a delicious 2003 stab just because he set his eyes on krellin... krellin crying like a little pussy before that alleged "alliance" even took any of his SCs despite me taking great care to spell out all our possible venues of attack so he could defend if he wanted. He was very much in persona in that game, annoying as always, several guys constantly whining all over the chat about it, definitely very well played on his part. I almost felt how obi glowed with satisfaction over "his" ability to muster an immediate anti-krellin crusade DEMANDING JUSTICE, making him the most lovely gullible neighbour you can get in DIplomacy... he glowed so much he just had to go full retard and gloat in PMs to krellin who screwed him so hard when he casually did the right thing and reported the metagaming. Major obitardation killed the troll game.

Truly this is the most fascinating collection of human minds that I've ever had the privileged of joining...which is why we are *all* Diploholics....

I think of going up north for the weekend and realize the cottage has no internet...and then I reconsider...

Hmmm... An anonymous "Guess the Troll" game... My brain is squirming like a toad.

@Krellin - I never stated that they weren't diplomatic marvels... precisely for the reasons that you state. The thing is, they play diplomacy in real life so they don't need our site. I don't know how many times I've been deceived into work or activities that I didn't want with the promise of payment later...

well, none of the real games play much. Putin only does live games, and ends up resigning in most of them (are being a complete idiot) and obi is OK, but he doesn't play much.

Soooo...you admit the game was fraught with illegal meta-gaming...

I'm in, Draug...

The Anon Guess-the-Troll game should have a live-blog so people can, you know, guess the troll.

So how does the guess-the-troll game work exactly?

When I was single, women were always diploming me out of free meals with the idea I might get to share some cream pie with them later.

Re: the game. No live blog. No peanut gallery. And it needs to be full press as I despise public press only. But the honor system would prohibit the intentional revealing of oneself in private press.

Of course it was, he fucking PMed you about a public press game.

*during

Custom themed full press is for asshats who take the game way too seriously.

Custom themed public press is for fucktyards who don't take the game serious enough.

fuckyards? That's a new one

Well duh, all the best diploslurs come from the ol' Draug.

I'm going to start adding those diploslurs into my every day vocabulary!

Typo. Typing too fast on a diet Red Bull high.

And it was fuck-t-yard. As in fucked in the yard.

Ol' Draug and his trusted autocorrect, that much should be added.

Fucktard has made it in to my "real life" vocabulary. My wife even used it recently....which is really weird, because she doesn't swear....but she was watching the news and they were talking politics, so it was *totally* on target.

The talking heads became the talking fucktards! I love it!