"Your whole first paragraph is about poorly run caucuses, which I said happened."
There's a slight difference between "poorly run" and "deliberately fixed to guarantee the nomination of the candidate the party power-brokers selected in a smoke-filled back room".
"The point is that they're determined by election results, not nutjobs like you moving from one end of a middle school gym to the other."
Great. Secret ballots, counted by a machine running a secret proprietary programming algorithm written and configured by God-knows-who in some cubicle five states away, With people voting only for one of the two or three candidates the liberal media has declared "electable". Far more transparent, open, honest, and accurate than neighbors gathering at the local high school gym after hearing from a spokesperson for all of the elligible candidates.
"Anyone considering voting for Gary Johnson should know that just helps Obama."
Since Obamney is about 0% worse than Rombama, I do not consider this a negative.
"Obama would be far, far worse for libertarian policies than Romney."
Certainly so - if you are an intelligent and ambitious young man hoping for a job in the federal bureaucracy or punditocracy some day, who is seeing the price paid today by those who fail to toe the party line.
"If Johnson gets more than the standard Libertarian Party margin of the vote I'll eat my shoe."
I'm told that Arby's horseraddish sauce makes shoes more palatable. Fortunately, I've never had to discover the truth of this claim for myself.
"The platform binds no one"
If that's true, why did I just hear Pat Buchanan on the radio saying that Romney should bash Obama over the head with the Democratic plank on abortion - which calls for taxpayer-funded 9th month baby killings? Party platforms serve as a party's core statement of principles.
"bylaws are of little practical importance outside the party structure"
I guess that explains the teleprompter running the bylaws committee report - I mean, who really cares about how many state delegation majorities it takes to nominate someone from the floor? Or whether or not the "presumptive nominee" (presumed by who?) gets to disqualify delegates and pick his own replacements on a whim?
"committeemen exist just to spend money right and give people who aren't suited to elected office a chance to play politics."
Yeah. Really, who cares about how the billions of dollars the RNC collects is spent? And access to donor lists? Future convention, bylaws, platform, and judicial committees? And who really cares about who appoints the Republican Party press secretary or financial controller? Bah, humbug! Do you have any experience working on the inside of a political party or campaign, Invictus? Political parties are immensely important - they control donors, mailing lists, volunteer lists, phone banks, local offices, and all sorts of other valuable information and resources. Which is why where Paulistas have taken over Republican state parties (like in Nevada), the Romneyites have felt compelled to set up shadow state party organizations to fill their roles and keep the Paulistas out of the process.