Wow, just finished a formula thing that proves that I cannot be the "best" player on this site for at least another four years.

With a 15% resign rate, it'll probably be 6.

KA you aren't going anywhere, quit pretending

and you are desperately in need of a well soiled woman to relieve some of your stress.

Well-soiled hmmmm. I prefer virgins. And once I finish my games, I'm going to be leaving whether you like it or not!

Anyone who says "I prefer virgins" doesn't know what they're talking about. Virgins tend to be nervous, they don't know what they're doing, and it can be painful for them. Give me a girl who has some sexual experience every time.*

*And no, I don't mean by this that I have the horn for grannies, ok? Good.

You aren't going anywhere because the talkative World game is going to take six months.

I agree so much with Jamiet. There's also a lot of extra emotional issues you tend to run into with virgins, which are difficult even if you'd planned it to be a longterm thing.

Jamiet99uk +1

Well I had a thing with this "virgin" until she wasn't a virgin anymore and that pretty much ended that.

Anyone who says, "I don't prefer virgins," has never been with one.

Incorrect, Yellowjacket. I have. It wasn't great. Despite my charming bedside manner she was a bundle of nerves and found it quite painful. Hence my comment.

Jamiet99uk - You assume, incorrectly, that anybody gives a fuck how the bitch feels. Fuck her and her fucking nerves.

Really, I think the virgin fascination has to do with despoiling and holding onto misogynist viewpoints of women. If I'm trying to get together a sports team, I go with the people who have actually played sports before because they tend to be better at it. If I'm hiring someone to work for me, I'm looking for someone with relevant experience. If I'm hiring a tutor, I want someone who has knowledge on the subject.

It stands to reason that in any endeavor, the person with more experience will tend to be better at it than the person with no experience. But maybe some of you guys need virgins so that they don't have a basis to compare you unfavorably to. That's cool.

^ probably but its fun to know you were first.

lol. high school was when i was an evil person and didnt give a fuck about that kind of thing SD but these days i recognize that you are totally right.

it doesnt alter the memories though, despite them being immoral they are good memories all the same.

"im a fucking walking paradox, no im not"

It's good to know how many of you will be jerking off because I'm leaving.

I thought I was the only one! I didn't realized you serviced the whole site, you hussy!

I will call you King Jerk from now on.

Jamie's got it down right. Just tear that up.

Leaving, King A...that's not fair...

Please.

It's not fair ro raise our hopes so high...

Yet again, I am seriously leaving once I finish up my last few games. And I will be tuning out of the forums, so I'll have to return and build up my reputation all over again.