Oh yeah. I'm Turkey ^^. Not that that was country specific.

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Das Österreichisch-Ungarische Monarchie!!
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(Austria, obviously)

Tag, mein friends, I'm glad to see,
Our game is starting... finally!
So let us work and find our voice,
Diplomacy!! I thus rejoice. :)


Now on my great foreign relations,
Such excellent, devious, happy, creations. ;)

To: REGNO DE ITALIA (Italy)

All hail to the people of olives and wine,
Of ruins so ancient and coastlines so fine,
Your friend to your northwest,
Sends you all of the best,
And hopes for no fighting, ‘tween your lands and mine

Many options we have, dear King of the Romans,
Naught but friendship, methinks, will bring us good omens,
So lest ye get frisky,
Which would be risky,
Can we have at our border a policy of no men(s)?

Sign here-> ____
My dear. :)

To: ROSSIYSKAYA IMPERIYA (Russia)

The might of the Russians is barely contained!
By the limit of four centres, your honour is stained!
But even bears
Can work in pairs
Perhaps to our southeast, much can be gained?

In any case my Tsar, perhaps to initial,
Our to-be friendship, and make it official,
A bounce in Gal?
Maybe it shall…
Make peace at our border, nice and judicial.

To: DEVLETI ALIYEI OSMANIYYE (Turkey)

Hello to thee Ottomans, my on-and-off foes,
Perhaps now is the time we pursue pleasant prose?
For the Balkans are large,
And to leave Austria in charge,
Of but two small centres will get you a rose. :)

To: DEUTSCHES REICH (Germany)

Mein freundin, mein freundin, of course we won’t fight!
Like brothers, let us combine our excellent might,
In Tirol and Boheme
Let silence be the theme
And forever let German and German hold tight. :)

To: LA REPUBLIQUE FRANCAISE (France)

To France I send friendlies, I wish you so well
If I have more to say, be assured I shall tell. :)

To: THE BRITISH EMPIRE (England)

To Brits, yeah, ye also, much happy wll- wishes
Perhaps in the future we can escalate to kisses?





That's it for the moment,
I'm happy to say.
Let responses thus foment,
And 'twill make my day. :)

-FS

[Turkey]

To the Russians, we say, with a gleam in our face
Let's not argue and fight, that would be in poor taste.
Instead, do I offer, a proposal of peace
Let's bounce in the Black Sea, and hostilities cease.

Austria, oh Austria, why dost thou anger,
Thine words are more harsh, than a loud cymbal banger.
Encouraging the Russians to attack from the North
And begging, yes begging, their armies go forth.

What have we done to offend thee and hurt thee?
We want nothing more than a great peace treaty.
Serbia and Greece are yours for the taking.
We'll be in Bulgaria, only sunbathing.

Italy, oh Italy, the great naval power
We ask that you only come dance in the flowers.
Don't fall to that Austrian sweet, sweet seduction,
You actually think he'll do army reduction?

Oh dearest Prime Minister, we beg for your aid
If Austrians and Russians were to try to invade.
If they were to make such a foolhardy move,
We think that you could make our fortunes improve.

Germany, also, our hope lies with thee
Should Russia fall for that great trickery
We'd ask that you bounce him out of Sweden
And fill Prussia and Warsaw up with your men.

Last, but not least, we come to the French
We don't think (like others) that you make a stench.
We ask for your friendship, though we're far away.
And think that great friends, indeed we shall stay.

[FROM RUSSIA TO ITALY]

Today's acorn is tomorrow's oak
If green fleets are allowed to take root
You'll get to fixing what isn't broke
With love and an Italian boot

[FROM RUSSIA TO AUSTRIA]

Your Galician plan is fine with me
Prospects beyond that, we'll wait and see
Who's content to let sleeping bears lie
And who instead has a wish to die

[FROM RUSSIA TO GERMANY]

Hail to the Kaiser! I've got your back
Pru/Sil is a garden of Eden
No need to fear a purple attack
As long as you stay out of Sweden

[FROM RUSSIA TO ENGLAND]

Hello to the ruler of the seas
I look forward to a pink Norway
But take it with a fleet, if you please
Scandinavia's not a doorway

[FROM RUSSIA TO TURKEY]

My dearest Turkey, I must confess
I'm not really a fan of bouncing.
It's true standoffs leave nothing to guess
But wouldn't you rather be trouncing?

So what do you think, can we agree?
There's plenty of fish in the Med Sea

Keep out of Bla and I'll do the same;
Wasting units is ridiculous.
We'll keep the peace and better our game
Or my name is not Tsar Nicholas

[FROM RUSSIA TO FRANCE]

The King of France I also will greet
Though between us a great distance lies
Maybe some day our forces will meet
And we'll dine on beet borscht and french fries

[France -> Germany]
Greetings to leaders of all six other nations
Especially Germany, my friends and Alsatians.
You and I have no reason to rumble
let's leave Burgundy and Ruhr demilitarized and humble.

[France -> Italy]
To you, Italy, I do decree
I'd rather we've peace than anarchy
Tunis is yours, and I wish you turn East
for France has no quarrel, we wish only peace.

[France -> England]
England my friend, should your words prove true
I'll be quite surprised, and you'll be quite blue.
I'd promise you peace, but you know what they say
Only one can rule the seas, and he speaks Francais.

[France -> Russia]
To Russia I beg, make peace with the Krauts
so you can join me against these English louts.
It's a proud navy that flies the Russian flag,
I'd like to see them wave it and brag.

[France -> Austria]
Austria my friend, I mean you no harm,
But hope Italy does, it adds to his charm
It's really not personal, but I must declare
the Italians will probably kick your derriere.

[France -> Turkey]
Finally there's Turkey, and I'm fond to say
We have no bone to pick, and nowhere to play.
If we ever meet, it will mean we've got power
But if that happens, I hope we don't go sour.

[France -> All]
To all of my friends all across the map,
I look forward to our next chance to rap.
In the meantime, if you dislike my choices,
please remember, I'm schitzophrenic, and must listen to these voices.

Dromroll please, for now with ease
I announce my presence, a Peacock among pheasents.
Italy has arrived, my mad skills derived
from pleasent contemplation, I rule the green nation.
My Flag now unfurled, I'll soon take over the world!

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Italy stares at sounds as they kaleidoscope through a void
Why?
'Cuz not even Mussolini can make the trains arrive on time.

Italy puzzled at tin men scattered across dusty glass
How?
For the worlds keep spinning even when the lights aren't on.

Italy speaks to pictures that will never answer his words
Why?
Because restless feet will never find rest in shadows.

Italy asks the rising sun to join hands to whitewash bloodstains
How?
For miracles splatter on concrete where elves once danced.

Italy fears stares at the dirt, because he would never touch the sky
Why?
Because Italy cannot fly.

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lol, got a little tired of the standard ryhme scheme format... see if you can decode that folks!

[RUSSIA TO NOBODY IN PARTICULAR]

All quiet on the forum front
Some do say silence is golden
Bullies pick on the quiet runt
Post, lest your silence embolden!

Until a season passes
We can do little but speak from our asses.

Russian asses speak music
(Some may find Olga's too thick)

I don't think we're using this thread anymore.

If anyone not playing the game is interested in following along, you can follow the global chat I believe.

I want to use the forum!!! ;)

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Das Österreichisch-Ungarische Monarchie!!
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Me oh my, a hammer fall,
I had not realized, not at all,
My diplomacy had gone so wrong,
Expect me not to last too long. :(

Folks, I wonder, dost thee know
The cliche of an Austrian blow?



To: REGNO DE ITALIA (Italy)

Clearly sir, you're in no mood,
To bandy words: Your attitude,
Speaks to intention,
Not of prevention,
Of an Adriatic silly-feud!

But can you not see with your hostility
Turks and Russians can now actively,
Sense a chance
For a dangerous dance
A juggernaught forming reactively!?

'Bout the danger of Juggs; a reiteration,
Allow me to say with some enunciation,
Juggs kill Italy
Not at all prettily
So as to your course; please renunciate!


To: ROSSIYSKAYA IMPERIYA (Russia)

My friendly, fond, carefully regarded, neighbour Czar
I apologize if my Rumanian move did mar
A relationship that could
And likely should
Survive despite moves thatd gut a gar


To: DEVLETI ALIYEI OSMANIYYE (Turkey)

It seems my friend that I have erred,
Twas of you I thought I should be scared
But first impressions
Can cause depressions
To implore Russians I see was impaired :(

So on that note, my friendly Sultan,
If no jugg ye say, a deal resultin?
Could be made
(support northward paid)
And a Christian Aegean nigh defaultin! :D


(MORE LATER!
BIS SPATER!)

;)

Oh bards of such great strength please do not cease
For if you do what will become of me?
I'll not whether you've forged a great peace
Or if you're fighting on eternally

You've asked for us to not publicly speak
But you cannot see whether we are here
Forgive me 'cause 'till now I've been quite meek
It's hard when we are not allowed to cheer

We are all here—this now you must confess
Don't want to wait for your great game to end
Until we get to read the public press
And see to whose will did the others bend

France taunted England, hoping Germany
Would join him in his quest to rule the seas
Then Austria reached out to Italy
And asked Russia to help kill Turkey, please

What will happen next? Will Turkey survive?
Please post your press here—who's dead? Who's alive?

You can see it in game now. :-)

And here's a taste of what you can find in the in-game chat archive:

miracles splattered on concrete where elves once danced, the pied piper, the Swedish Chef, nipple slips, moves that'd gut a gar, a hammer fall, the famous spirit of Italian hospitality, sex with French girls, the only hope against an E/F/G team, the dementors of Azkaban, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, a bike accident.

Now that's entertainment.