oh, sorry Dingleberry Jones, didn't recognize that as the hoedown, thought it was another song (for once, not trying to oppose you or anything...) ;)
Analy retentive,
Means I keep my crap close,
'Cause I am attentive
To that which folks call "gross."
So I am a gastro,
Examining one's bum,
'specially YOUR ass, though,
Bend over now, please, chum.
;)
Bend over now please chum...