Heh...player's xxxxx, yyyyy, and zzzzz... :p
(Not horrid players, just pointing out blantant, but old, multis)

Just find someone who only played on game, and lost it. Unless you are looking for someone who has played a minimum number of games. Also, what are you referring to as "the worst"?
Highest defeated percentage?
Lowest win/draw percentage?
Both?

highest defeated

Hopefully this doesn't get me banned, but Kestas has a pretty high defeated percentage.
Although if I remember correctly, diplofool had an absolutely atrocious record.

Unfortunately, he's banned now, so we can't look up his stats:[

aw man.

But someone who has just played a few games and lost need not be a truly horrible player. We're looking for someone who can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, who time and time again stabs his partner on the same turn that the enemy alliance finally crosses the stalemate line, for someone who doublecrosses themselves by, for instance, arranging a bounce in Marseilles in A01 as France before deciding that Italy is a cunning swine, talking himself out of the bounce and allowing Italy in unopposed and with a glorious sense of self-righteousness. We need someone who can be eliminated in 01 as Austria, get no builds as Russia and whose English Fleets sail round and round the North Atlantic.
Any candidates?

Wow, after Parallelopiped's description I would feel guilty if I posted any names up here!

Civil disorder Austria-Hungary

If I could post anon I would satisfy your question.

lol i wanna hear your candidates ag7433!!! ;D

It's only 4 people. And it includes myself. :)

I beg to differ ag, at the very least when you sat my account you rocked it.

i was going to say, i think i fit the description pretty well!

idt i fit that totally

DJEcc24, you joined 31 Mar 09!

I've never won a game of Diplomacy in my life. Not just in this site but in face to face games as well..

i have never eitehr but am about to on dip.xbsd.kr

I have a few here FtF and Worldleaders (eaiser; stupid amount of NMRs)

My account is quite overrated. For those of you that remember, I used to be Roi....had a horrid amount of losses before forgetting my password (a coincidence, I feel should be interjected) And now, the only games I've won are Juggernauts/pure luck.

juggernauts are amazing though. fun stuff

I've just won my first one: gameID=12422
Some luck with CDs and NMRs.
A Russian army in Portugal was cool.

i must say that convoy from norway to gascony was cool

It was my first game-long alliance, and MajorMitchell was very loyal and helpful. TruNinja also played well and almost forced a draw, but was unlucky with France not getting his help to stop me and especially with CD Turkey coming back to life for one turn just to take a SC from him. If I were him, I'd be suspicious as he was for a while, but it was just bad luck.

i'v never won a game on this site even thoguh ishould of won one but my brother who was playing against me in that game logged on and messed me up. which caused me to learn to sign out before i get off

<Doesn't have any malicious spirits bent on messing up his diplomacy games in his house> :)

Most of my wins have been either through lucky CDs and NMRs but one or two have been good wins, at least in my opinion.