"Chrispminis, if I didn't have a life, then I would personally respond to every post, pretending to give a crap. I'm the wrecklessly impulsive kind of guy who does stuff just to see what will happen. Not a guy who wants complete strangers to notice me via Internet forums."
No sir, disregarding the fact that you pretty much have responded to every post in this thread... just because you have not does not imply you have a life. That's just denying the antecedent of your syllogism. Everyone here "has a life", and we're all peeved because you come on here with your useless, inane, topics pretending to be above talking in a forum as if it's indication of being a hermit. Well, actually, it takes about ten minutes to write a well thought out post, and the value generated through good, educated discussion is well worth that ten minutes. However, you've posted shit all.
Also, you're not the "**reckless** impulsive kind of guy" (emphasis added to clarify spelling) you think you are. I know kids like you, I went through elementary and high school as well. You're the kid who stands up on a table shouting for people's attention and eats like a cricket, or the guy who can always be counted on to do a stupid dare that nobody else would do. You thrive on the attention and people only keep you around because you're entertaining, but they drop you as soon as you're not doing something ridiculous because that's all they have you for. You're the kind of person you might see on a reality TV show that everyone hates, but the network loves because it gives the audience someone to bash.
Also, being impulsive does not form any sort of dichotomy with someone who would want complete strangers to notice you via internet forums, but you clearly are someone who wants complete strangers to notice you via internet forums, so I would say the two might go hand in hand.