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WyattS14 (100 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
Resolution discussion time!
Resolved: The United States ought to guarantee the right to housing.
DISCUSS!
86 replies
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brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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ISIS defeated
Trump has defeated ISIS within 30 days as President as he promised. Were not sure how he did it. Were not sure how many nukes it took. Were not sure what the secret plan was. But I for one am glad ISIS is gone. Now we can move on to Anubis, Ra and Osiris. I never liked them either.
brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/02/remember-when-trump-said-he-would-have
WyattS14 (100 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
If I was a terrorist organization I would definitely name myself "Ra" How could one be more fearsome than having the name Ra?
brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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RA RA-RARARA ga ga ooo lala sucg a bad terrorist
WyattS14 (100 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
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I read that websites URL as a name... "Crook Sandliars" Thats a cool name
JamesYanik (548 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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Set??? the bringer of violence and chaos??? (thanks age of Empires for the DS!)
WyattS14 (100 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
Here's all the definitions to set.

: to cause to sit : place in or on a seat
2
a : to put (a fowl) on eggs to hatch them
b : to put (eggs) for hatching under a fowl or into an incubator
3
: to place (oneself) in position to start running in a race
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a : to place with care or deliberate purpose and with relative stability <set a ladder against the wall> <set a stone on the grave>
b : transplant 1 <set seedlings>
c (1) : to make (as a trap) ready to catch prey (2) : to fix (a hook) firmly into the jaw of a fish
d : to put aside (as dough containing yeast) for fermenting
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: to direct with fixed attention <set your mind to it>
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a : to cause to assume a specified condition, relation, or occupation <slaves were set free> <set the house on fire>
b : to cause the start of <set a fire>
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a : to appoint or assign to an office or duty
b : post, station
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: to cause to assume a specified posture or position <set the door ajar>
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a : to fix as a distinguishing imprint, sign, or appearance <the years have set their mark on him>
b : affix
c : apply <set a match to kindling>
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: to fix or decide on as a time, limit, or regulation : prescribe <set a wedding day> <set the rules for the game>
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a : to establish as the highest level or best performance <set a record for the half mile>
b : to furnish as a pattern or model <set an example of generosity>
c : to allot as a task <setting lessons for the children to work upon at home — Manchester Examiner>
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a : to adjust (a device and especially a measuring device) to a desired position <set the alarm for 7:00> <set a thermostat at 68>; also : to adjust (as a clock) in conformity with a standard
b : to restore to normal position or connection when dislocated or fractured <set a broken bone>
c : to spread to the wind <set the sails>
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a : to put in order for use <set a place for a guest>
b : to make scenically ready for a performance <set the stage>
c (1) : to arrange (type) for printing <set type by hand> (2) : to put into type or its equivalent (as on film) <set the first word in italic>
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a : to put a fine edge on by grinding or honing <set a razor>
b : to bend slightly the tooth points of (a saw) alternately in opposite directions
c : to sink (the head of a nail) below the surface
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: to fix in a desired position (as by heating or stretching)
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: to arrange (hair) in a desired style by using implements (as curlers, rollers, or clips) and gels or lotions
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a : to adorn with something affixed or infixed : stud, dot <clear sky set with stars>
b : to fix (as a precious stone) in a border of metal : place in a setting
c : to place in a specified literary or dramatic setting
<a story set in Paris>
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a : to hold something in regard or esteem at the rate of <sets a great deal by daily exercise>
b : to place in a relative rank or category <set duty before pleasure>
c : to fix at a certain amount <set bail at $500>
d : value, rate <their promises were set at naught>
e : to place as an estimate of worth <set a high value on life>
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: to place in relation for comparison or balance <theory set against practice>
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a : to direct to action
b : to incite to attack or antagonism <war sets brother against brother>
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a : to place by transporting <was set ashore on the island>
b : to put in motion
c : to put and fix in a direction <set our faces toward home once more>
d of a dog : to point out the position of (game) by holding a fixed attitude
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: to defeat (an opponent or a contract) in bridge
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a : to fix firmly : make immobile : give rigid form or condition to <set her jaw in determination>
b : to make unyielding or obstinate
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: to cause to become firm or solid <set milk for cheese>
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: to cause (as fruit or seed) to develop
intransitive verb
1
chiefly dialectal : sit
2
: to be becoming : be suitable : fit <the coat sets well>
3
: to cover and warm eggs to hatch them
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a : to affect one with or as if with weight <the pudding sets heavily on my stomach>
b : to place oneself in position in preparation for an action (as running)
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of a plant part : to undergo development usually as a result of pollination
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a : to pass below the horizon : go down <the sun sets>
b : to come to an end <this century sets with little mirth — Thomas Fuller>
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: to apply oneself to some activity <set to work>
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: to have a specified direction in motion : flow, tend <the wind was setting from Pine Hill to the farm — Esther Forbes>
9
of a dog : to indicate the position of game by crouching or pointing
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: to dance face to face with another in a square dance <set to your partner and turn>
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a : to become solid or thickened by chemical or physical alteration <the cement sets rapidly>
b of a dye or color : to become permanent
c of a bone : to become whole by growing together
BigBlarg (281 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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We're gonna build a wall in 30 days and ISIS is going to pay for it.
BigBlarg (281 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
Well, I have to say, he really fell short on that one.
orathaic (1009 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
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You know there is a terrorist organisation / paramilitrary group, called The Ra. In Ireland we have the IRA (Irish Republican Army), who fought British rule in the 70s, and colloquially the IRA is refered to as The Ra.

Definitely considered a terrorist organisation by modern standards, the used to bomb targets in England...
brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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Trump pledges to defeat IKEA in 30 days.
MajorMitchell (1874 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
Humpty dumpty Trumpy, Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty Grumpy is going to have a fall,
All the tea party soldiers, right wing donkeys too,
Cannot save Daffy Trumpy, exposed as a fraud for all to view.
MajorMitchell (1874 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
Bloody typos..Trumpy, not grumpy
WyattS14 (100 D(B))
24 Feb 17 UTC
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blood type O negative or O positive? (That one was clever)
brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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I will never forget where I was the day I heard ISIS was defeated. It was snowing. I was getting ready for an erotic noght with bae. Holiday Inn, champagne, jacuzzi. Suddenly I realized the islamic state was destroyed. Now we can assume there will be peace and stability in the Middle East for centuries.
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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"an erotic nought"

I think Brainbomb has just described not only his own sex life, but most of us on this forum.
brainbomb (290 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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Night*
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
#FakeNews
slypups (1889 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
While not a Trump fan myself,

1) he said: "Let me tell you, if I like maybe a combination of my plan or the generals’ plan, if I like their plan, I’m not going to call you up and say, we have a great plan."
So he has a plan now (per promise), but he just isn't telling us what it is because it's like a birthday wish - if he tells us it won't come true.

2) He said he'll have the "best and quickest plan to defeat ISIS." Maybe the best and quickest plan possible is still a 10-year plan, so it could take a while. Hey, we've all been in Diplomacy battles that took several years just to make minor gains - sometimes it's slow.

3) Trump will tell you he's already defeated ISIS, and it was the biggest victory ever and they'll never come back. There's just fraudulent ISIS terrorism going forward now. It's not the real ISIS. #FakeISIS.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Trump explained why ISIS was not destroyed by today; a judge in Washington state on the ninth circuit issued an injunction against the destruction of ISIS citing that it was unconstitutional to single out a religion for destruction. - reuters.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
* correction: it was unconstitutional to single out an Egyptian diety for destruction.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
CNN stands behind the first report and called the correction unwarranted.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Fox News claimed the CNN report and example of #fake news and corrected the correction stating that no deities were mentioned in the courts ruling stating an update from the NY Times citing separation of church and state as the reason for the injunction.
SantaClausowitz (360 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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Shut the fuck up Captain Sad
SantaClausowitz (360 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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*bow*
Condescension (10 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
His plan to defeat ISIS was to prevent immigration from a bunch of countries? And he couldn't even get that to happen?

Seems like a pretty weak president tbh.
slypups (1889 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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No. Turnip is the greatest president. The best president you've ever seen. Believe it. I've talked to a lot of people that know great presidents. People who would know. And they say he's the greatest president. Stop reporting fake news that say he isn't the greatest. He is. The greatest.
slypups (1889 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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If Turnip just tweets a hundred times about how he defeated ISIS, his base will believe him and defend him. That's pretty much how it works with him - say it until enough people believe it. And if he gets caught in a lie, blame it on others who gave him that information, and the media, and leaks. Turnip 101.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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Condensation is a boy. We give children leeway as they are not old enough to understand the grown-up world.

SantaClausowitz is addled brained. He deserves our pity.
Condescension (10 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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@mods, are you going to deal with this clear personal attack? ^^^^
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Trump defeated ISIL.
kaner406 (356 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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"We are" abbreviates to "we're"... NOT were. For fucks sake.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
@Condescension, Pretty sure I'm going to mute Brad soon. He's just too fucking obtuse.

just as soon as they deal with that one ^
brainbomb (290 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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Trump defeated IHOP
PeaceLovingNiceGuy (0 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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ISIS was gettin their azz kicked long before Trump knew where the bathroom was in the White House. His big vocabulary & late night twitter wars may have intimidated them though. LMAO! Who is drinking Trump's kool-aid on here?
brainbomb (290 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Nobody peacelovingnoceguy. Nobody
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Hey, hey condes-way how many kids you abort today?
brainbomb (290 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
This thread turned into boner jams 98'
MajorMitchell (1874 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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None, no children had successfully run back into the womb. Good old President Turniphead boasts of being a killer, a killer and the greatest man in the universe. Those wascally Klingons better be reading their Twitter and be getting ready to worship TrumpGod at Trump altar. Say your prayers to TrumpGod CB like a dutiful acolyte.
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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boner jams! boner jams! boner jams!
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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boner jam mitchells! boner jam mitchells! boner jam mitchells!
brainbomb (290 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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Brad are you secretly a ferret that has evolved into semi human traits
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Major Mitchell, did you get your party card from National Action yet?
CAPT Brad (40 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
why thanks BB. i see that things are looking up then, eh? (a little canadian lingo for Bo)
MajorMitchell (1874 D)
26 Feb 17 UTC
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President TrumpGod the killer will defeat the Ice epidemic with a Twitter war, soon only alternative ice will be available from your local drug dealers.
Your TrumpGod, who art in Manhattan, infallible killer is thy name,
Give us this day, our daily Brad, knock up a wall against those trespassers, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
brainbomb (290 D)
26 Feb 17 UTC
"Boner jams"
-Mike Pence
Smokey Gem (154 D)
28 Feb 17 UTC
Isis died in season 5 episode seven of Downton Abbey ..

That dog was a terrorist..I never knew..


metro.co.uk › TV › Downton Abbey






Nov 2, 2014 - Downton Abbey season five: Poor Isis has to go as producers come up with ... Isis did at least get the opportunity to go out in a blaze of glory,


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Australia (109 DX)
20 Feb 17 UTC
Lets play a game
The first word is "The" add on to the sentence. You can only add one word per post and you can only post again if someone posts after you
81 replies
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Technostar (251 D)
28 Feb 17 UTC
WW4 over on VDiplomacy
Over on this site's child site, VDiplomacy, we are currently setting up a 36-player game of the World War IV (v6.2) variant. As of writing, we need to fill 12 more slots in 2 days. If you are in the mood for a relatively-balanced massive game of Diplomacy, come on over!

http://vdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=30278
0 replies
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Matticus13 (2844 D)
28 Feb 17 UTC
Flyover showdown
The lovable rascal Matticus13 here, wanting to put together a game with my fellow Diplomancers in the "Flyover country". RR of at least 80 preferred. Game phases will be at least two days. Open to what map/bet/etc.

Comment below with where you reside in "Flyover country" and what you prefer to undecided aspects of the game.
2 replies
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chluke (12292 D(G))
19 Feb 17 UTC
mobile press view window problem?
Did the format for mobile press display recently change? Press text on my Android Galaxy S7 Edge no longer fits in window and is now cut short on the right hand side. Is anyone else suddenly having this new problem?
10 replies
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Condescension (10 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Germany attacking Austria in 1901 Spring
Is there any rationale for doing this under any circumstance? I've seen this more often in my newer games and it really perplexes me. Can there be any justification or situation where this is worth doing?
Same goes for Austria attacking Germany in 1901 Spring.
I'm talking full press.
8 replies
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Fluminator (1500 D)
23 Feb 17 UTC
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Intersectional Feminism
see below
39 replies
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Deinodon (379 D(B))
26 Feb 17 UTC
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TIL getting to know the other players in Global is a bad idea.
Intricate, fun, risky plans are made.
Other player totally on board.
Sudden, horrible stab utterly destroys me.
7 replies
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yaks (218 D)
26 Feb 17 UTC
Ftf in NYC
The biggest city in America. And yet, I can't find any Dip groups that play Ftf here. Does anyone know of any groups in NYC, or if we can get enough people, to make one?
3 replies
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captainmeme (1723 DMod)
24 Feb 17 UTC
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CasualDip 1 - 4 Player Voice-Chat Diplomacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mphhSbCUG38
32 replies
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ilailailaila (180 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
Players wanted!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=192450
password: itsasecret

Join this big map for a fun time!
3 replies
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Sevyas (973 D)
17 Feb 17 UTC
Fall of the American Empire, full press, 48 hours, RR 90+
I don't care about the scoring method and have a slight preference for anonymous games. Bet 25 - 150. Who's in?
14 replies
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PeaceLovingNiceGuy (0 DX)
25 Feb 17 UTC
How do you get a password to play?
Sorry for the newbie question, but how do I get a password to play?
3 replies
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Condescension (10 D)
25 Feb 17 UTC
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Spiked DHS report indicates that there is no national security rationale for Muslim Ban
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3474730-DHS-intelligence-document-on-President-Donald.html

I wonder what mental gymnastics Brad and ND will use to get around this?
2 replies
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Qualtagh (192 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
AI disbands
How does this site determine which units will be disbanded if a player doesn't enter orders for a build phase?
7 replies
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cspieker (18223 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
new game tourney simulator
standard tourney rules: rulebook press, anon draws, SoS
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=192558
0 replies
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pastoralan (100 D)
24 Feb 17 UTC
My punctuality is well known
When the revolution takes place, I will be late, and I will be shot as a traitor.
2 replies
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Savage Cabbage (100 DX)
24 Feb 17 UTC
PLAYERS NEEDED!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=192190

Only 5 slots left! Join while you can!
0 replies
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brainbomb (290 D)
23 Feb 17 UTC
Where was Gondor when...
(Finish this sentence)
37 replies
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SuperMario0727 (204 D)
23 Feb 17 UTC
Diplomacy: Convoy Chains
This thread is purely for fun and entertainment. Convoys can make for really interesting, exciting, and unusual moves in Diplomacy, allowing armies on one half of the board to reach the other half in one turn. My question is . . . What was the longest convoy chain you ever successfully made?
15 replies
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JamesYanik (548 D)
23 Feb 17 UTC
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Fake News on the Rise
They're still trying to get us believe that planets are round. When will the media ever learn we aren't that stupid?

http://www.space.com/35784-trappist-1-earth-size-exoplanets-pictures-gallery.html
12 replies
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Manwe Sulimo (325 D)
12 Feb 17 UTC
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Speech about the role of government
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LucOUSpTB3Y
Not a perfect speech, but still a fairly good one. Perhaps it will help those who claim to believe in freedom and liberty but have lost their way recently to see the error of their ways.
68 replies
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MajorMitchell (1874 D)
16 Feb 17 UTC
Excellent Player Names, clever & witty
Some members have chosen very witty, clever player names, here's a thread where we can share & celebrate those names
33 replies
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Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
20 Feb 17 UTC
North American Milo Boy Love Assn
Milo. Milo. Milo.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/20/cpac-disinvites-milo-yiannopoulos-from-conservative-conference.html
39 replies
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Hellenic Riot (1626 D(G))
21 Feb 17 UTC
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Mod Team Announcement
See Inside
63 replies
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Toro K (279 D)
22 Feb 17 UTC
Perma Paused Games?
Hello.

I was hoping if someone can tell me, is there a way to resolve a game which has been paused and one of the players is no longer active, meaning that the game is permanently paused?
7 replies
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brainbomb (290 D)
20 Feb 17 UTC
Aubrey Plaza is not funny
I keep thinking that she was so funny in parks and rec. Now shes like the new Dane Cook. Her humor is so 1 dimensional - apathetic - nihilist.
Look at her movie roles: grumpy cat, (some film with adam sandler) and now shes playing Daria.
10 replies
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
15 Feb 17 UTC
A scientist's answer to climate change
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-announced-a-plan-to-refreeze-the-arctic-and-it-s-wild

Unsurprising that techie people find a technical solution (which probably won't work) rather than a social solution to the problem of human behaviour...
265 replies
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2ndWhiteLine (2611 D(B))
22 Feb 17 UTC
USA Postal Public Press Game
I want to play a game of Diplomacy by mail, but public press via postcards where all messages are sent to all players. 2 hour phases. Anyone else game? gameID=192360
4 replies
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