Alone with mis-orders, so it seems in my dreams I have convoyed disorder
It is a day for the Jesters and Trolls
Time for the banished terrors to fulfill all their goals
Prepare for a day of unbridled fun
Get ready to mute me here is Part 7 of 1.

I summon the spirits of the purge and beyond
Come out of your closets
Come swim in the pond

This is brainbomb time
A nursery rhyme
It’s all fool’s day, and every post shall be muted
I’ll spam you til your lungs bleed
And ne’er be disputed

Confession 1: I am not an artist, I don’t teach, and my names not Heath.
All statements today being jokes and lies, you decide what is real
And always say grace before every meal

Confession 2: I am not Catholic I’m Jew.
Figure out if any of that is true
And I’ll send you a box
Full of my shoes

Confession 3: I’m not liberal, or American, I’m actually a Trump supporter
I get my jollies from angering webdippies, and I once punched a reporter

Confession 4: You’re all ignorant spores.
I could have been more crude, or said even more
The pseudo intellect is a blight upon this community
I have trolled you all into your own hate filled impunity
And now I confess I’m actually just a nuisance
I typically webdip naked
But prefer not wearing pants

Confession 5: I don’t really have a 5th confession
But excessive posting these days is an unhealthy obsession
Todays the brainy devils’ day
Mischief, spam, and a pearl inside a clam
Im Sinatra bitch, I did it my way

Happy April fools ya silly blokes
This post was all for +1’s and ensuing jokes
Because its just like Aristotle said
For every action
Theres an equal and opposite reaction
Heres hoping this thread really gets them going
And gains tons of traction.


PS: I am against the 2nd Amendment. Ban all guns.

-Brainyb

Happy April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!