Sarg, don't be suck a dick.
Here's my proposed resolution:
Dock Zmaj 50

for making the original accusation.
Give Zmaj 50

for changing his mind. Who does that here?
Take 500

from Sarg because no one likes him. :)
Give 500

to Octavious because he made the original suggestion.
Charge a 10% flat rate tax on the top 10 players with the most points and use that to sponsor a zultarcare system where points can be loaned out to the poorest players or those who can't seem to get over 1000

despite years of playing here. Abge, I've reserved space for you, and oh Draugnar as well. :)
Does that make everybody happy?