10:12 AM [England]From the office of the Prime Minister of Great Britain:
To the Czar of Russia: I believe that France was referring to Norway, and was confused when he said Sweden. The English people do not contest Russian control of Sweden, so long as the English are allowed to occupy Norway.
To the Papacy of Italy: I would remind you that Anchuluss actually refers to the German annexation of Austria, meaning that Germany would be invading with Austria's permission. The moves would seem to indicate the opposite.
As to what you meant, a military alliance between the two nations, this accusation also, is complete buffoonery. How are they going to have a military alliance when their closest armies are four moves away. By comparison, my army in York is four moves away from Sevastopol. I will remind you that their forces can not work together when they are separated by such vast spans.
What the nations of Austria and Germany have agreed to is this - a non aggression pact wherein they will not attack each other. This is a type of treaty that Her Majesty fully endorses, as it is the foundation of diplomacy.
Frankly, it is evident that your actions are aggressive, insulting, and contrary to the basic nature of diplomacy. The Kingdom of Great Britain requests that you back down immediately, and warns that should your aggressive actions continue, it will work with other nations to ensure the downfall of the Papal states.
11:18 AM [Germany]We, the Kasier of the Great Empire of Germany do express serious concerns about the blatant disregard of international protocol by the papal armies (META: Tyr was clearly agreed on as neutral) and condemn the occupancy of the Tyrolian mountains. We urge the pope to remain peaceful and retreat away from German and Austrian borders. Within the same matter, we rejoice in realizing that the noble English nation is not paralyzed in their grief and offers sound advice to European politics. Under such competent leadership we can foresee that their mighty fleets will not face any difficulties in setting up garrison in Belgium, and given the aggressive stance of the pope, we ask the benevolent Prime Minister to absolve us from our offer of help there so that our peace-loving troops (sic!) can lend security to our fatherland.
Furthermore the people of the Empire of Germany and we ourselves gladly accept the wise Czar's request for involvement in the affairs of the swedish people and will take the necessary actions immediately. We are happy to be able to help and accept to take this burden from his busy shoulders.
We also want to assure all of Europe that, as the skilled Prime Minister already pointed out, we have no intention of performing an Anschluß, on the contrary, our forces are dar away from Austria-Hungary's borders.
Furthermore we wish to express our gratitude to the adept leaders of France and Turkey for respecting all demilitarized zones that were agreed on in international protocol.
Wilhelm II
12:09 PM [Italy]To the Noble states of France, Russia and Turkey:
You have seen for yourselves what is in the hearts and minds of the German/Austrian and English leaders. They have
announced Anschluss and then attempt to deceive us what this really means. Germany and Austria have a military alliance.
The fact that they are unable to correctly co-ordinate movements should have no bearing. But their militaries do have a
purpose that suits their goals. One in which Germany sends his armies to the western lowlands and allows his English counterpart to move naval forces
both north and south. Germany says he has no Anschluss because his armies do not border Austria because the intend to
move separate directions and through expansion add armies that will create a bubble that will grow and eventually engulf
Europe. How convenient that none of their armies face off...they are happy to have peace at their own backyards while
they send their military to take our front yards. Papal forces continue to move north so that both of these belligerents
will be forced to return their military away from you peaceful nations. I plead and urge you to position yourselves such
that no further German/Austrian gains may be made. Also their puppet regime in London should be held in check. I beseech
Russia and France to work together and humbly ask for the Turkish Sultan to assist me in this endevour. As Russia has already
seen...though no agreement of demilitarization was made with respect to Sweden/Finland or Tyrolia, the central powers are trying
to dictate UNILATERALLY what measures we may take to defend ourselves. They will only become more emboldened if we do not stand
together.
The Pope
12:34 PM [Germany]Dear Pope,
we are seriously concerned about the recent communiquees we and the other leaders of Europe have received. We assume that some no-good somehow got access to your office and is trying to get Europe involved in war! Please take care that no such thing might happen again. Upon your request, we would happily send a competent locksmith to Rome to help you come to a solution to prevent such uproar to happen again. We urge you to expose this as the bad joke of some unsuspecting dimwit, which we firmly believe it to be.
If not we see ourselves forced to rally the other noble nations of Europe to assure peace in Europe. Do not fear for the freedom of trade in Europe under these conditions, we are expecting the Ottoman Empire to watch over trade in the Eastern Mediterranean, the glorious French nation to take upon themselves the burden of the western mediterranean, whereas my good friend Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary would surely be happy to keep watch on the regions stretching from rome to the Alpes. You see, my dear pope, even if some usurper should have taken over (as must be the case if your armies don't move back, I could not see our god-fearing pope order such mischief) and this letter will not find you, be assured that Europe's nations will do all they can to keep peace and even rush to Rome to your rescue.
Yours,
Wilhelm II
12:50 PM [Germany]Dear Kaiser,
Please answer direct and plainly. Do you have a military alliance with Austria?
Sincerely,
The Pope
12:57 PM [England]Meta: I'll remind Italy that Italy is part of the "Central powers". He clearly needs a history lesson if he thinks that Central powers don't include Italy and Anschuss means military alliance, not invasion. End meta.
A Transmission from a Rogue Radio Commenter in London:
Well well well... things certainly seem to be getting interesting in the European continent. The pope seems to be going senile in old age, unable to any longer correctly use words... Makes a chap wonder when he might accidentally order his troops to attack someone when meaning to retreat!
The French armies seem poised to seize all of the Iberian peninsula in one year. Good show old chaps! But the really shocking move is that the Parisian forces seem to have gotten so drunk they forgot to move! One wonders what this might do to the situation in Belgium...
It seems that the German Kaiser has had the wisdom to cede Belgium to the fleets of England - the Kaiser obviously realizes that the English Navy could be a very valuable asset to German land forces in the future.
The really puzzling situation is in the Balkans. It seems that both Russia and Turkey have both agreed to the DMZ of the Black Sea - a surprising move, to say the least. One has to wonder what the Russian army in the Ukraine is planning on doing. And for that matter, do the Russians really want to make the English angry by moving to St. Petersburg? It's a well known fact that England's naval superiority could easily overpower the Russian forces within a couple of years.
As to the Austria question - they really are in quite a pickle. Do they go ahead and support into Greece, ensuring them a supply center and risk losing Trieste or Vienna? Or do they attempt to guess which command center Italy will try for and sent only one unit to Greece? The spring should be very interesting, and will require a lot of luck if Austria is to survive.
I've got to go now - the English government doesn't approve of my broadcasting - If I transmit from any one location for too long, I'll get found and arrested.
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From the Office of the Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Great Britain:
It has come to Her Majesty's attention that a certain Radio Commenter has been broadcasting from London. Her Majesty would like to officially state that in no way does the Kingdom of Great Britain encourage or endorse these broadcasts. Measures are being taken to locate and incarcerate this man for illegal broadcasting.
Your Holiness:
Frankly, your actions are despicable. You have lied, manipulated, and cheated your way into a Tyrolia and now the supposed "Armies of the Lord" are raping and pillaging across territory that legitimately belongs to the Austrian Empire. When and if the English people ever are in a position to do so, we will ensure that your people are liberated from your Theocracy and your hypocrisy comes to an end, once and for all...
01:06 PM [Austria]From THe Arch Duke of Austria:
I have a current NAP with Germany. Nothing more. To Italy, if your retreat your armies from Tyrolia and Austria, then we can work out an outrigh tpeace treay or alliance between our two nations.
Meta: Radio! In 1901!
01:07 PM [England]Meta: What about the Radio Commenter? I like being Radio commenter...
01:17 PM [Italy]I never said invasion...I've always used the word alliance....and I am fully aware of Italy being considered a central power....I had thought of calling them the Axis of Evil....but G.W. got to it before me.
03:13 PM [France]From the desk of the President of France:
To all nations of Europe, I apologize for my mistake, i did in fact mean that England gets norway, and the move to st petersburg is a threat to that. I fully support russia controlling sweden.
To the Pope
Back off, now! you have a right to tunis, feel free to take that. If by the end of next turn tyrolia is not demilitarized, action will be taken by me, and i would believe austria and turkey as well. The one thing i will not stand for is one power (you) spreading lies and hoping to start a war. Austria and turkey, please back me up on the redemption part.
To the Prime Minister of England I by all mans support you, and the army in paris is staying put in order to support wherever support is needed.
03:37 PM [Itlay]To France: Please tell me of one occasion where I have lied. You agreed to DMZ certain regions. I expect you to be honor those agreements, as I have honored them.
The Pope.
03:55 PM [Germany]To the usurper in Rome:
We so far had no direct aliance with the Habsburg Empire, as my friend Franz-Ferdinand tried to clarify several times already. However, you probably have succeeded in creating a military alliance between the Ottoman Empire, the Austrian-Hungarian Empire, the French Empire and to their limits also the English and the German Empire.
As the papacy has not exposed his previous message as an unfortunate joke as requested before, we are sorry to announce that we think we have identified an usurper on the holy seat and urge the peace-loving nations of Europe in vicinity to the Italian cities to take appropriate actions. The front of these actions most likely involve the Grande Nation, the Habsburg Empire and the Ottoman Empire but we assure them to keep a watchful eye on their backs and use diplomatic alliances in case our forces are too far away to act promptly.
Wilhelm II
04:09 PM [England]The Kingdom of Great Britain is more than happy to join its European counterparts in the destruction of the Papal states within the limits of its ability.
04:12 PM [France]From the desk of the President of France:
To the Pope, lets see here, when did you lie? Maybe when you said that Germany and Austria were conspiring to start world war. And you agreed to a DMZ of tyrolia, which you broke, so it is hypocritical to ask me to respect our agreed DMZs. Of course, i will, but not for you, in the interest of peace. The phase ends in 3 minutes. By then, if you don't want to be attacked, withdraw from tyrolia.
04:14 PM [France]From the desk of the President of France:
I just saw the moves, and I hereby call the nations of Europe to army against this perpetrator, this "Pope", who wants to lead us into war.
04:17 PM [Austria]The time for words has passed. Peace in our time is no longer attainable. On my Western Frontier, an outdated Empire seeks to regian it's former glory, and on Eastern border, a rogue government goes to war with the World. I propose a stop to this. I propose a coaliton of nations to stop this. I call upon England, Germany and France to join me in the ending of this threat! The Ottoman Empire may join if the Sultan so wishes.
04:22 PM [Russia]-builds-
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04:36 PM [Italy]To France:
I have never agreed to DMZ Tyrolia. EVER. You may check whatever record there may be, but I have never agreed to it.
I have never lied to any nation. Please go back and review what record there is. Initially, I was going to open neutral,
but decided that the northern areas of my nation were at risk when AUSTRIA asked for Anschluss. Please review the
record....He asked for it....by name! This would be a threat to you as well as the other nations. I hold you to your word
that you will not send military units into the previously agreed upon regions. I warn you now, that allowing English fleets
to move to the Mediterranean will spell disaster for your own nation.