Well, now you're changing your story Putin...before you said there was no offer, now it's an offer that's a cover for something (which, come on, you play DIPLOMACY...what offer DOESN'T come with strings attached?)

Seems to me H.H might well have been right about you--

"It's quite clear that the Sisi government is in league with Israel to destroy the Palestinians."

CONSPIRACY THEORY HO!

See, most people would reserve the term "quite clear" for when they're citing actual evidence of something, rather than just throwing it out...

"Egypt is hoping Israel will clear out the Gaza Strip to help them with attacks on Egyptian police and military."

And you make the leap from "Egypt wants help with people that are attacking their own people" to "Egypt wants Israel to commit mass genocide and kill ALL people of that group, regardless of whether they're harming Egyptians or not, because Egypt and Israel are Conspiracy Theory-Fueled States of PURE EVIL."

Which is an argument that works perfectly well if you already think both governments are one-dimensional cartoonish genocidal maniacs (no offense to our actual Maniac here, Maniacs DO have feelings, after all.)

Buuuuuuut for those of us who haven't already indicted these groups in our heads--that is, those of us who prefer rational thought and, you know, cited EVIDENCE when someone claims that something as heinous as that is "quite clear--that sort of simplistic, childish, naive and frankly intelligence-insulting (and just plain insulting) argument holds about as much sway as my saying that Vladimir Putin wanted the Winter Olympics in Russia so badly because despite his horrific anti-LGBT laws he himself is secretly gay and wanted to get in on some two man luge action...

I mean, his vitriol against that group is really just because he's extremely closeted and feels the need to be a Macho, Macho Man.

What? Don't believe me? Demand sources, proof, anything more than an off the cuff comment that offers little in the way of substance and is pulled directly from my ass?

Puh-lease...can't you see? It's all QUITE CLEAR! God, people...

Don't you ALL know?

All Israelis and Jews are tied into a massive New World Order Conspiracy, the British Queen's a Lizardperson, Obama is a Kenyan Jewish Communist Fascist Socialist Muslim who likes to dance ballet, JFK was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald, the Mafia, the FBI, and Marilyn Monroe's former beauty consultant, 9/11 was an inside job pulled off by Bush to make us go after oil and also all buy commemorative 9/11 MLB baseball caps, the Moon Landing Was a Hoax and STILL somehow didn't win the Daytime Emmy for Best Original Comedy, the plays of "William Shakespeare" were really all written by a time-traveling David Tennant, and, of course, Vladimir Putin was on a lost episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!"

GOD, YOU FUCKING SHEEPLE...IT'S ALL *QUITE CLEAR!*

#WAKETHEFUCKUP