Are we going to hear the story? I hope so!

If not, what's the point of this thread? Just a notification?

He's stoned. No point.

If we just keep this bumped until he's sober he might be able to tell what happened, or at least he knows he was stoned :P

Stoned? In Vancouver? I didn't think they allowed capital punishment. Have you been assaulting betrothed damsels again, or did you sacrifice one of your children to Molech?

Hecks, just look at the Bible. It outlaws such treatment.

"If a man lies with a man as he would with a woman, they should both be stoned."

- Leviticus 20:13

In reality, the Bible isn't telling us to use capital punishment; it's just saying that gay marriage and pot should be legalized at the same time.

lol@hecks. Funniest thing I've read all day. +1 my friend

Bo's follow up was hillarious as well!

Those disciples were very wise, eh Draug?

Well, Leviticus wasn't written by any disciples or aposdtles for that matter. It pre-dates Christ by a few thousand years.

I assume BoSox was implying that the disciples were wisely exploiting that loophole, toking up and going to town on each other.

I always figured the Disciples for passing araound MAry Magdelene and that Judas was pissed cause they bogarted her and the weed and he felt he never got his fair share of "heaven".

@Draug,
No way. It was a gay love triangle. You wonder why Judas went to the pharisees right after the Last Supper? Because, "there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved." (John 13:23). Judas was a man spurned.

"What you gonna do when the people go home
And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone
And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way"

-Judas Iscariot aka Devin the Dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4uAQ9Nj3s

http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526#/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526

This is my preferred music video at the moment (warning NSFW)

Even if you make fun of Jesus, He still would still save you.

Hey, He had a great sense of humor. He compared prayer to the Father to pestering your neighbor for bread in the middle of the night and pointed out that, even if your neighbor initialy said "Go away! I'm in bed!" that your constant knocking would eventually get him to give you the bread so you would go away.

I have a question - if a man who is sincere about becoming a Christian prays to accept Jesus' salvation while tied to mock crucifix with a t-shirt than in blood font reads "BUDDY CHRIST" and has a pic of Buddy Christ on it, while the song I linked above is playing the back.

Does he still go to heaven?

Assume we know nothing about how he came to be in such a situation and only know that he is sincere in his prayer.

Just a fun thought theological experiment.

Salvation by grace through faith is absolute. So yeah.

lol@ Draugnar true

But to return to the OP, the medicinal value of shit is questionable at best. I've seen no evidence that ingesting feces has any therapeutic value.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

@Thucy,
So Mapleleaf really *is* stoned on human shit? Damn. That must be some good shit. Literally.

@hecks ... exactly what I was implying. Genesis and Leviticus are primarily Semite/early Hebrew stories as for as I'm concerned.

@Draug ... really? That doesn't seem like you.

Oh wait, you only like the video, not the song. That's more like you.

Bingo! Specifically, that brunette is *hot*! Oh to blur the lines with her!

Shoulda been born 20 years later.

Mapleleaf, smoke as much as you can for as long as you can and get as high as you can!

I'm in Listy Car City getting stoned on the OTC variety

Is staying clean worth nothing to anyone here but me? :)

Steephie - I've never tried any illicit drug and never will try pot, even if it becomes legal. But that doesn't mean I look down on another who wishes to try it.

what OTC variety?

Started up the chair lift, after the gondola, to the peak of Whistler Mountain when I remembered that I'm terrified of heights. I remembered quickly.

Such a draconian punishment, those Canadians are so backward.

I was at Ague Caliente Casino last night stoned out of my mind watching Ted Nugent play Stranglehold. AWESOME!

What were the odds on that happening ....