Hey 2WL - have you ever been in an office? These people expect you to be professional and shit.

So they'll notice when you leave with only one shoe on? Sounds like you need a little Office Magic!

Nah I have 2 pairs of shoes here.

@ ava: Look in "Media & Entertainment" within that folder...

This is just so awesome. Many many plus 1's all round.

What kind of shoe are you eating?

I don't see that folder. Also the shoe is most likely going to be an actual used Nike sneaker.

A few things, ava.
First, why do you have to do this in your office and not in the comfort of your own home/apartment?
Second, you can easily create a G+ account and we can watch it live. Hell, we can even play a live game while we watch. Go live game go go go.
Third, if you are afraid of G+, then you can just take a video of you with half your face covered or in a brown bag or something with a piece of paper with "ava2790" written on it near by.
That would satisfy me that it's you who's eating the shoe.

It's gotta be video though and not pictures.
Fair? Oui?

I'd be satisfied if you ate a Tom's or even something like a moccasin. You don't have to go full Red Wing boot.

No videos. And I practically live in my office.

If you're worried about privacy you can send the video to the mod team and we'll confirm you at the shoe. :)

Well also I need to be able to post it here because I want +1s because I'm a +1 whore.

If you've got a really old Toshiba laptop - like more than 3 years old, try just hovering the cursor at the very left-hand edge of the screen. On old Toshiba laptops with cameras, after 4-5 seconds a little webcam toolbar will appear...

I just downloaded the damn utility again.