“I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

"[He] believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. That is not what I have found. I have found that it is the small things, every day deeds from ordinary folk, that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love."

Priest: "But how are you going to get down?"
Murphy: "*That* I know I can do."

"That really escalated quickly!"

"Milk was a bad choice. I immediately regret this decision."

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."

60% of the time, it works every time.

Fuck you San Diego

I consider this to be one of the best dialogues of all time, with two epic actors:

http://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM

"Now... if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?"

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

Now, your soul will be stored here, or if you'd rather avoid sales tax, it can be shipped to our New Jersey warehouse.

"We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings. We don't paint floors because they're beneath us."

--Animaniacs (I know its not a movie, but still.....)

An Arsenal fan... As if I didn't have enough reasons to despise you.

Is my dad going to kiss the emporer!? -Luke Skywalker, Robot Chicken
Not a movie, but it was an hour long special and could be considered a movie

"I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth. LORD HAVE MERCY!". -Detroit Rock City

Desk sergeant: You mean to say you got no identification at all?
Jack Burns: That's right.
Desk sergeant: No draft card, no social security, no discharge? No insurance, no driver's license, no nothing?
Jack Burns: No nothing.
Desk sergeant: Look, cowboy, you can't go around with no identication. It's against the law. How are people going to know who you are?
Jack Burns: I don't need a card to figure out who I am. I already know.

Kirk Douglas as Jack Burns in Lonely are the Brave

Screen play by Dalton Trumbo taken from a book by Edward Abby who wrote this:

“Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners.”

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die"

Great movie ^

"Stop rhyming, I mean it!!"

"Anybody wanna peanut?"

"This word, you keep saying ... I do not think it means, what you think it means"

"Inconceivable!!!"

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours."

Rudd-Diplomatic immunity!
Murttaugh-It's just been revoked
Lethal weapon 2

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right Matrix, you did!
Matrix: I lied. (Drops Sully off cliff)
Sully: UUUUHLLLUUUUAAAALLLLAAAALLLLAHHHHH!!!!...
[After Matrix dropped Sully of the cliff]
Cindy: What did you do with Sully?
Matrix: I let him go...

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus - just like me".

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum
they live by John carpenter
it's the line according to which I live my life (and I kick your asses bad here in diplomacy)

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy...
Or are you gonna bite?"

"Now, my old coach used to say a tie is like kissing your sister, but the way we've been playing, it's more like kissing a really hot stepsister."

"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."

"The man that milked the cow oughta drink the cream"

Argo fuck yourself!

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

Thats a Bingo!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!