According to legend, shortly after world war 1, a group of aliens decided to invade earth. Their plan was to mind control half the population and have them kill the other half. However for whatever reason this mind control would only effect people with a box of facial hair directly below the nose.
Charlie Chaplin was in fact an evil alien overlord. His show was made by the aliens to increase the popularity of this moustache. Hitler found out this in October of 1923, and with a group of friends he tried to convince the Munich police of this supposed invasion plan. The police arrested him and his group on November 9th of the same year. This day would be remembered as the 'Beer Hall Putsch'.
In prison Hitler came up with multiple plans to thwart the invasion, most of them failed. His most famous attempt was when he wrote Mein Kampf, to warn the world about it. Sadly the editors decided the book would be a better sell if they remove the aliens from the plot.
After the popularity of the book, there was a demand by the Nazis for Hitler to go into politics. It was here that Hitler attempted his final plan, knowing now that nobody would believe him, he came up with one last plan to save the world without people knowing it. He was to be so hated, and his moustache so remembered, that never again would somebody wear a Charlie Chaplin moustache, and the alien invasion was thwarted.
Today, by most, he is still remembered as the most hated men ever, but to the few who know the truth, we remember him as the man who sacrificed himself, his memory and his pride to save the world.
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