"I aim to misbehave." --Captain Mal Reynolds.

you are not your fucking khakis

"Say Hello to my little friend!"- Scarface

+1 for the big damn Serenity/Firefly reference, dipplayer.
Personally fond of "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" - Hoban "Wash" Washburne even though it isn't from the movie.

It is from them movie, when he's playing with the dinosaurs ... Or was that one of the episodes? I've seen both (all) many times, so they all kind of blend together

If I remember correctly it was from the first episode, "Serenity part 1"

"Anyone comes through that door, you give 'em two in the chest and one in the head!" -- Black Hawk Down

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite. "

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void. And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light."

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts."

Just remember that your standing on a planet that's evolving,
revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.
Its orbiting at ninety miles a second,
so its reckoned,
a sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me
and all the stars that we can see
are moving at a million miles a day,
in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour
of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself
contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side.
It bulges in the middle
sixteen-thousand light-years thick,
but out by us its just three-thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty-thousand light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every two-hundred-million years.
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whiz.
As fast as it can go,
the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when your feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

"But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."

She turned me into a newt! ... I got better.

"central cervices..." from Brazil

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"
"Can everyone just stop getting shot"
"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it"

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!" - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

"When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And, for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Mary Wilke: Don't psychoanalyze me. I pay a doctor for that.
Isaac Davis: Hey, you call that guy that you talk to a doctor? I mean, you don't get suspicious when your analyst calls you at home at three in the morning and weeps into the telephone?
Mary Wilke: All right, so he's unorthodox. He's a highly qualified doctor.
Isaac Davis: He's done a great job on you, y'know. Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.

Hey Nigee, what movie references bridge?

Bridge to Terebithia
Bridge over the River Kwai
Bridget Jones Diary

Bridge Too Far.

Bridge to Terabithia

Doh! Can't believe I repeated the very first one!

Bridges of Madison County

"Is this the real Caesar's Palace?"

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!". -The Thing

All I ever wanted to be was happily useless, but YOU made me MISERABLY USELESS!
Peter O'Toole "High Spirits"

"Do you like gin? It's my only weakness" -Dr Pretorius (Bride of Frankenstein)

",,,,,,, and so Javere you see it's true, this man bares no more guilt than you,
Who am I, who am I,........2-4-6-0-1

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school"