For starters I want to say this
'I think your RED WINGS are dirtier than my Ducks! ;)"
as I have watched every play-off game since 2004 I can say that the Sharks are the dirtiest play-off team in the league, followed by the Ducks. The Red Wings (Who are my 3rd fav team) are the cleanest team in the league. Or has Datsyuk won the Lady Bing trophy (Sportsman in the NHL of the year award) every year because he is dirty? Last time I checked, but I could be wrong, being dirty is not very sportsmanship like.
In the WESTERN CONFERENCE...
1. Canucks vs. 8. Blackhawks (Canucks in 6, In the last 17 years, only twice has the cup champs gotten into the second round)
2. Sharks vs. 7. Kings (Sharks in 4, its the Sharks and the Kings... LA is not good enough to go up against the best offense in the league, while the Kings only have 1 20+ goal score, the sharks have 7. If the Sharks even loose one game, I will call it an upset)
3. Red Wings vs. 6. Coyotes (Wings in 7. If you watched the last years play offs, or the year before that, or the year before that. You will see that the refs HATE Detroit, and have loved Coyotes since Bettman became the GM (The power play opportunities have gone up 15% and number of penalties has gone down 40% since Bettman (Who is also commissioner of the NHL) became in charge, and it was the same players, so a consipiracy that all my hockey loving friends believe in is taht Bettman controls the refs))
4. Ducks vs. 5. Predators (Preds in 6, not much to say since I don't care for either team)
Second Round
1. Canucks vs 4. Predators (Canucks in 7, both of these teams suck in my oppinion, as generally go no where in the playoffs, but I have to give one team the win...)
2. Sharks vs 3. Wings (Either one, I think one of these is going to win the cup, and either could do it. I am giving an edge to the Sharks because:
1. The refs love Thorton (Who can break his opponents hand during a face-off and not get a penalty)
2. Sharks don't get injured
3. The refs love Heatley (Who can punch a guy in the face and not get a penalty)
4. Sharks swept Wings last year
5. The refs hate Kronwall (who gets a diving penalty whenever he is tripped/a tripping penatly whenever the enemy team has a diver on the ice)
6. The Sharks are the only team with 20+ goal scorers, and by far the best offensive in the league.
7. The refs hate Franzen, who last time got 7

in a game got 8 PIM and 1:30 of Ice Team in the following game.
I think those 7 reasons cover why Detroit wont win)
Conference Finals
Sharks vs Canucks (Sharks in 6, Luongo is famous for getting worse the further into the play-off he goes, old habits rarely die out,)
Eastern Conference
I'll make this quick because I have to go soon
Caps over Rangers in 7
Sabers over Flyers in 6
Bruins over Canadians in 4
TBL over Pens in 4 (Crosby and Malkin injured. Anyone who thinks the Pens can win doesn't watch hockey)
Sabers over Caps in 7 (Ovi got 3 shots in the first 3 games of last years play-offs. He is famous for sucking during the play-offs. And this year should be no different, Miller proved in the Olympics that he has what it takes to go all the way)
TBL over Bruins in 7 (This one could go either way and is the second closest series behind the Wings vs Sharks, I'll give it to TBL because Boston lacks good management and has been relying on Tim Thomas, who has been an unreliable goalie in the past)
TBL over Sabers in 7 (Teams that rely on Goalies generally only get to the semis)
FINALS to come next time, I should have left 20 minutes ago...