That's Monseigneur to you.

A college roommate of mine once signed up for a non-profit newsletter and jokingly used the title "Rear Admiral". He subsequently got a job working as a lobbyist and later as a high-ranking official with the Clinton Foundation. Somehow this newsletter followed him, and throughout his career, the title "Rear Admiral" has gotten tacked onto things. So my point is, be careful what you sign up for, Monseigneur Draughnar.

Please show more respect and spell my name rights, hells bells.

You should add the h. It's classier.

But it isn't correct. Draugnar means Wolffire in Sindarin. I don't know what the fuck Draugh is in Sindarin.

Very well. I retract the "h".

Add it after the D though, like dharmation.

Dhraugnar

Hey what the hell does Draugnar mean, btw? It's not your last name, but you do own the domain for it, so it's obviously something meaningful, right?

Wow, phil. Just wow.
Your reading ability is just mesmerizing.
Try reading two lines above your own statement.

I told you what it meant. Wolf-fire in Sindarin. Draug is wolf and nar is fire (Narsil means fire-sword for instance).

I used to play Middle-earth Play-By-Mail a lot and loved to play the Dog Lord, one of the Nazgul nations, so adopted the name from the Sindarin dictionary at the end of The Return of the King.

Haha, the last post when I started writing was the hecks one about adding the h.

Draugnar, you are showing your age by more than one way. Next you'll tell us about how you used to have to walk 10 miles to school, duck under the desk when there's a nuclear bomb (who the hell thought that would do anything!), and write physical letters.

Let's not derail YJ's original post anymore.

Now, I'm not a Middle-earth scholar like Draugnar, but I think you should address her as: "Rodwen Draughen."
If she writes back all pissed off and stuff, then you know you have found your soul mate.

Well, except for the 10 miles to school part, the other two were true. Duck and cover was taught when I was in elementary school in the early 70s and I got "most improved handwriting" in my 4th grade class for going from illegible to sort of legible.

You want someone to call her "cavedaughter wolfeye"?

That's weird. The one dictionary translated as virgin she-wolf.
Where's the consistency in this stupid fake language?

At least the Klingons are consistent...
By the way, favorite Klingon proverb:

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, prepare to die

Well, it depends on dialect. Remember, Sindarin and Quenyan are related like British and American English. Klingon, onthe other hand, is a less developed language and culture so the words are more precise (in short, it wasn't created by linguists like Professor Tolkein).

I've lawyas been a fan of the Auric Goldfinger proverb:

First time is happenstance. Second time is circumstance. Third time is enemy action. This is twice our paths have crossed Mr. Bond. See to it there is no third time.

Actually some women get pissed by Ma'am. So I always say Miss. Makes older women feel nice and no pissing off those not yet married bitter women.

I'm still disappointed that you didn't use the orcish Draug but it is understandable.

Thanks for the Ms = Mizz clarification, I did not know that.

Draug, did you just pull that out of your ass? Klingon was created by linguists.

Maybe Klingon was created by linguists, but the point stands that there is only one dialect and not a thousands of years history lile with the Elvish tongue. And black speech (orc) isn't as fully fleshed out...

It doesn't have multiple dialects, but everything you actually said about it before was wrong.

Neither is Elvish. I believe none of the Tolkien languages are complete. I know at least the Elvish dialects aren't.

No, but they are pretty good. Black speech only has a few hundred words at best. Klingong is definitely better in expansiveness than Black speech and possibly more than Quenyan or Sindarin.

I would say it is much more expansive. I also believe the Tengwar is more complete as well, but I'd need to ask Mr. CF to be sure.

Is Mr. CF by chance Tom Bombadil?

Hasn't she told us that he's not an active forum member?

Speaking of Mr. CF, when is that gunboat with the two of you supposed to be unpaused?

Well Tom isn't exactly a highly active member...