Sbyvl - look up the Mughals in India. They were a pretty peaceful sort, and coexisted well with the population that was overwhelmingly Hindu.

And Draug, I'm glad you want us to fuck a language, but that's not really possible. Hindi is a language, Hindus are people.

@GF - I thought I had that wrong. And I think I forgot - Fuck Buddhists!

And Fuck Satanists!

We should give Turkey the win in every game. To do anything else would be insulting the Prophet

Let Turkey always win to please the Prophet Muhammad, praise be unto him.

But what of all those Muslims throughout the rest of Europe? What if they took over Italy and sacked the Vatican? Shouldn't we then let Italy win?

Only if they use a Bohemian Crusher en route to the victory. A lepanto is not a win.

Honestly I thought it was a good joke Invictus.

And yeah where can I get me some of this tajweed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKvzWH9O4as

It doesn't matter what kind of weed it is, tajweed, seaweed, whatever. Weed is weed!!!

Then you should try smoking dandelion leaves.

List of kafirs ripe for beheading, in order of appearance:
Fasces349 - usage of *, accuses good muslims of hypocrisy
bo_sox48 - excessive use of ..., waste of forum space as no one cares to respond to him
loowkey - associates the Prophet with a pig, additional punishment in the form of rape by a pig called Bubba
SantaClausowitz - makes me think of Jews
dipplayer2004 - making a Prophet joke without getting any +1 from the Ummah, bad jokes about the Prophet are the worst
Tolstoy - tl;dr
Sbyvl36 - spouts imperialist lies, additional punishment in the form of a threesome with Bubba and loowkey
Leif_Syverson - misspells my name
Invictus - makes me think of ham, underestimates the quality of tajweed
YanksFan47 - equals tajweed and seaweed, triple !

List of those who will partake in the heavenly tajweed, aka crown weed, aka 420:
Thucydides - appreciates good humour, wants to learn about tajweed
philcore - appreciates good humour and +1s it
Al Swearengen - healthy attitude towards women
FlemGem - man of peace aka gullible dhimmi
Draugnar - healthy sex drive
goldfinger0303 - master of Diplomacy, is goldfinger
Commander_Cool - grandmaster of Diplomacy, yoloswag towards diplopoints

@Draugnar

Will do! Sounds like fun! Any other recommendations?

Ham?

Nightshade and tomato leaves. Definitely. And be sure to inhale.

"I like how what was obviously a ham-fisted and unsuccessful game-related joke has been taken so seriously."

You could've easily substituted for heavy-handed, but no, you must've insulted the good believers with ham-fisted. Your head won't thank you.

A head in the hand is worth two in the bush... Wait a minute. I think I have video of both!

"healthy attitude towards women"

hahaha love it

oh btw if youre looking fer some crazy drugs make sure to check out datura jimson weed


actually dont that shit is mad scary

also its that shit that straddles the line between hard drug and straight poison

i.e. when you eat it you forget you're on it (amnesia) and then have waking hallucinations and if you dont get to a hospital to have your stomach pumped in like 48 hours you die.

its hella crazy duuuuude

Thucy, are you OK?

Ah, who the hell am I kidding? #fuckthucy

@draugnar inhaling? nah! I like straight up injections of weed (although I'm not quite sure how that would work)!

@Thucybaby (thuchdides) I will check it out for sure!

Just for everyone out there, I am not really a drug addict. this is just a joke. Please do not try this at home... I am a professional (in a way).

whats wrong with being a drug addict

heroin is kool

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but maybe in some way we're all Muslim......
Sonny (violent) Cher (victim)
Sunni (violent) Shia (victims)
What about this then, weather types
Sunny (Texas) Shi'ite (Washington)
coincidence ....... I think not !!

Oh Thucydides… good ol' Thucybaby. Just like a person of your stature to think heroin is "kool." Always the famous people who start off as drug runners in some Hispanic country…

@YanksFan - OK, go ahead and "juice" the nightshade leaves and mainline it. It's called hemlock. :-)

Sure thing, Thucy. Have you tried it yet? Is it awesome?

oh yeah dude doin it right now

*dies*

Smoked nightshade in small quantities is a hallucinagenic. Can't speak from experience though as I have never taken an illicit drug and like to avoid risking braincells and death.