Well, I was thinking in my head in the voice of Hockney, but my favorite is from fenster.

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

@smcbride1983: do you know the background of that scene? It's really incredible. It was in fact the most frustrating scene for Brian Singer (whose voice is over the speakers). It was supposed to be a serious but very short scene. But the actors were frustrated with the young director, and couldnt stop poking fun at him. It took them ages to complete the scene and SInger considered it a lost cause. It's only when he dumped the material at the editor, that the editor could see he had gold in his hands.

I can't find a proper link, but it was on the DVD behind the scenes stuff.

"What we got here is failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke

Colonel Ross: [after Palmer has shot Dalby] "I was counting on you being an insubordinate bastard, Palmer." - The Ipcress File

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

"I don't love her...she kicked me in the face!"

"He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents were probably idiots too!"

Back to the Future (1)

"that's a nocturne, you know; Frederick Fucking Chopan"

"Your so drunk, you're probly seein double"

"well I've got two guns, one for each of you"

@celticfox: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

It was Keyser Söze, Agent Kujan! The Devil himself! How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
- The Usual Suspects

Who is Keyser Soze?

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

"no...... no, that's not true.... That's ... that's IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Motome Chijiiwa was a man of some acquaintance to me.

"I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed of cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger ... and those I am about to."

"But you have to ask me nicely (...)"

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

'Look how cute this deer is, dude. Not like those asshole deer in New Jersey.'

Yeah yeah, mama. Now you could hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. Now that's your bag baby, you can go, or you could come. Can you dig it?

Brothers and sisters, I am here to tell you that I charge the white man. I charge the white man with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the white man with being the greatest kidnapper on earth. There is no place in this world that this man can go and say he created peace and harmony. Everywhere he's gone he's created havoc. Everywhere he's gone he's created destruction. So I charge him. I charge him with being the greates kidnapper on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest murderer on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth! I charge the white man with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth. The greatest drunkard on this earth! He can't deny the charges! You can't deny the charges! We're the living proof *of* those charges! You and I are the proof. You're not an American, you are the victim of America. You didn't have a choice coming over here. He didn't say, "Black man, black woman, come on over and help me build America". He said, "Nigger, get down in the bottom of that boat and I'm taking you over there to help me build America". Being born here does not make you an American. I am not an American, you are not an American. You are one of the 22 million black people who are the *victims* of America. You and I, we've never see nany democracy. We didn't see any... democracy on the-the cotton fields of Georgia, wasn't no democracy down there. We didn't see any democracy. We didn't see any democracy on the streets of Harlem or on the streets of Brooklyn or on the streets of Detroit or Chicago. Ain't no democracy down there. No, we've never seem democracy! All we've seen is hypocrisy! We don't see any American Dream. We've experienced only the American Nightmare!

A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.

" Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly. Think!"

Be excellent to each other!

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"


and


"Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

"Opinions are like assholes; everyone has one."

Assuming Shakespeare/literature film quotes don't count...

My Top 5:

1. Anything Groucho Marx ever said in any of the Marx Bros. Films...ever.

2. "You're all individuals!"
"YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"
"You're all different!"
"YES! WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT!"
("I'm not.")

(And if you don't know what movie that's from...stone him for saying Jehov--aaaaaahhh!)

3. "On the page it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a pulse - bassoons and basset horns - like a rusty squeezebox. Then suddenly - high above it - an oboe, a single note, hanging there unwavering, till a clarinet took over and sweetened it into a phrase of such delight! This was no composition by a performing monkey! This was a music I'd never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing, it had me trembling. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of God."

--Salieri describing Mozart's music from "Amadeus"

4. "here's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

--Jules, from "Pulp Fiction" and come on...you HAVE to know that one!

And finally...sorry, it has to be a tie for the Star Trek Nerd Spot...

5. Tie between:

"He tasks me--he tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

--Khan, playing with Ahab's quote from "Moby Dick," in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

AND...

"They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn HERE! THIS FAR and *NO FURTHER!* And *I* will make them *PAY* for what they've done!"

--Picard, "Star Trek: First Contact"

One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

- In Bruges