If Jim wants to earn some easy dollars why doesn't he play no-hopers like me. I've got about $130 he could do with in his quest to join the big dogs, there must 6 other players who have pretensions of adequacy that he could nick a $100 off, that would give him $600 profit, how much more does he need?

Jim is interested in quality games, not gaining points, the points are merely a means to an end, not the end itself...

I would like to be included in the 5pt password gunboat list please.

I'm interested in this.

MM
I understand that so just like any up and coming star he beats up a few bums in his early days, earns a bit of cash which will give him a shot at the title. He only needs another 600 to get him into your $1000 games, I'll happily let him come take my money if he's hard enough.
Nigee

Hm.

MM, you sent me this in private: "Still a little bitter, I see, sorry about that, hope you can leave the past in the past sometime soon though, for your sake and for mine..."

But I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

All of my comments in this thread were light-hearted banter (much like the easy banter between me and zultar) - sorry if you didn't get that or if my (light-hearted) sarcasm didn't come through. I know sarcasm doesn't gel with with typed, unspoken script - especially with an American audience so used to the obvious humour and step-by-step puns of shows like Everyone Loves Raymond.

What exactly I would have to be bitter about is beyond me.

If anything you should be bitter after I whooped your ass in your ABIC game :P

Sarg
Ouch........that cat has claws !!
What's wrong with 'Everyone Loves Raymond', we can't all be pythonesque in our humouric tastes. Don't forget the US audience loved 'The Office' which surprised me.
I realise this is a thread about snobs so I suppose you can get away with such comments.
Nigee
p.s. Don't forget the rest of the world loved YMCA by the Village People, many still do :-)

Lol, you make good points Nigee. I love the term 'pythonesque humour tastes'! I'm going to have to work that one in to my essays some how!

Oh no. MM is back online. Now he's going to chastise for me being ignorant as well as bitter. "What? You don't even know why I'm calling you bitter? You ignorant, bitter gunboat snob."

I made up the word 'humouric' just for shits and giggles ....... it's not even real, I live on the edge !!

Yeah, I know. That's why I ignored that one :P

Okokok. Plot Twist!

Just got this message from MM:

"Yeah, I was joking with you just now, and thought you were being funny, but someone PM'd me asking what your deal was, so then I was wondering if there was a deal... Sounds like there is not, I got no deal, so I think we're all good? I'm all good, and hope you are too, which I assume to be the case unless you say otherwise! :-)"

LOL, Sarg, there's a reason I PM'd you, this thread is not about you and me, you Assmacher troll!! :-P

For the record, Jim doesn't even know I made this thread!! That said, it's for him to decide if he's accepting all applicants, or if there will be some criteria for a "quality gunboat game". So, I'm just going to list interested parties, you all can figure this out with Jim once he finds out what I'm up to.

All threads are about you and me, MM. The others just don't realise it.

I don't think Jim is real.

I think you created Jim's account as an excuse to set up this thread.

As an excuse to call me and Barn3tt gunboat snobs.

As an excuse...to talk to me.

Disclaimer: Jim is real. I have spoken to him and touched him.

People interested in kicking JimTheGrey's ass in a gunboat game or series:

1. Barn3tt
2. PE
3. Emac
4. Frank

PS - Jim, check out: tinyurl.com/gunboatleague

Yeah, 'Jim'.

Gah, you silly gunboaters don't know how to keep MM under control. You should probably call hellalt in to keep his bitch in line.

We prefer 'gunboat snobs' actually, ghug.

Count me in.

People interested in kicking JimTheGrey's ass in a gunboat game or series:

1. Barn3tt
2. PE
3. Emac
4. Frank
5. Vaftrudner

PS - Jim, check out: tinyurl.com/gunboatleague

Again, looking for experienced gunboaters to beat up on JimTheGrey, anonymously of course...

Somebody claims they can kick my ass in gunboat? This I have to see for myself.

I'm gladly in, if there's space left :) Let's meet Jim

People interested in kicking JimTheGrey's ass in a gunboat game or series:

1. Barn3tt
2. PE
3. Emac
4. Frank
5. Vaftrudner
6. santosh
7. rokakoma

PS - Jim, check out: tinyurl.com/gunboatleague

See what you can do when you are nice to people, MM?
I keep telling you that being nice is a much better way to get things done rather than just yelling at people about how you are "THE MAN" and that they should do what you say. :)