When y'all God botherers talk about a Bible, just which Bible do you refer to, as there are many competing Bibles ? They don't agree y'know. Personally I rate the Bible used by the church of the latter day Saints as being the most imaginative, least comprehensible, and most inconsistent. I have an "evangelical Baptist" Bible that's "right out there" in the "Looney tunes stakes"
Fortunately my Catholic Bible is a version that contains the Apocrypha, and it's fun to read the bits they tried to censor. Of course, and I am not objective about this, there's the reliable Church of England King James version Bible which is excellent if absolute monarchs appointed by God is your idea of the ideal political structure for Nation States, and you need decent propaganda to keep those rebellious peasants in their place. Then there's the "Bible " of the Seventh Day Adventists. Now for really wacky theological notions, look no further than those inventive Scientologists, they've got absolutely corker propaganda, and they market their products like the uber Capitalists they are.
May I offer an apology to the other various sects for omitting them & their Bibles in this litany of competing texts.
So, as I have remarked, just saying " the Bible " is inadequate, it's a generic term. A smidgin' of specificity is required from y'all God botherers.
It would be remiss of me to fail to mention the classic of the religious tomes, the Koran which I regard as the most cunning and cleverly timed publication of the lot. Disguising a political manifesto as a religious document is sheer genius. Machiavelli should be bright, burning green with envy, imltho ( in my less than humble opinion).
So as a devout, practising sinner and philanderer, it's a huge relief to have so many diverse versions of "God's word" available for those moments when I feel a need for spiritual advice, & may I thank all those religions and sects for their unceasing efforts to provide us consumers with the widest possible array of "theological" texts.