It's been my experience that a surprising number of people say that without it being true just to impress others.

It wasn't a person saying he was wasted, but it was someone reminding someone else of how wasted they (the someone else) was. So it was not case of a person lying to make themselves sound cool, because the speaker was not talking about herself.

Also hella isn't going to impress anyone.

Just saying.

The same applies. They could be just lying to each other to make themselves feel cooler.

They could, of course, be telling the truth, but I've noticed kids that age to lie about that alot.

How's the Facebook chick?

@abge: Even though they thought no one was listening? hmmm....
In case it matters, the speaker was an extremely hot girl and the guy she was talking to was one of the stars of the basketball team.

@maple

LOL That's some dedicated trolling right there.

@CM

lol, I don't know, man. I'm just saying, often times kids lie about that. I'm not saying they did in this particular instance.

@maple: I don't have any classes with her, but I've passed her in between classes a few times. And I sit two seats behind one of her friends in world history.

Do you get picked on more than Napoleon Dynamite?

Be careful with Conservative Man, mapleleaf. You don't want to be the instigator of something.

They probably really did drink at a party and got hella wasted. So what? Looking back I can't even imagine how I thought a few shots of vodka in a friend's basement was cool, but that's just a part of growing up for some people. Just calm down and stop coveting what others do, Conservative Man.

But my lips hurt real bad.

You can't even imagine it Invictus? Come on dude you're not that old.

It bothers me when people seem to have forgotten their state of mind or how they used to think.

I've changed a lot but I still remember all my dumb-ass thought processes

LOL! I still occasionally look at what I did last week or last month and go "What am I? Still in 9th grade?" I remember the reasons why I did stupid shit (although I do more stupid shit now than then), but I sometimes wonder what made me think those were *valid* reasons. Then I remember that I thought I was indestructible and couldn't possibly not know everything...

you mean we are not indestructible?

No, thats why the drinking age is 21... you need to build up your hard exoskeleton in your teens to survive all the drunk driving accidents you will get into when you reach your peak.

Don't you mean 18 in the civilised world

I get drunk at least twice a week and I don't see a huge problem in that.

your liver might lol. try not to do it as much.

nothing *with doing it* (provided you dont do things like drive) but doing it often can harm your internal organs.

best of luck all the same.

I do it as often as the wife will let me... Oh wait, you mean get drunk. Well, the same rule applies there. :-)

"The weather is beautiful today"

I think that exaggeration may bother me more than "hella wasted"

I would probably find the use of "hella" by an "extremely hot girl" to be funny. I may have lol.

I get drunk once or twice a month, but catch a few buzzes in between to stay in shape. And by drunk I don't mean fucking-shit-hammered.

Pro-tip: If you're mixing alcohols, don't finish with Champagne.

Con Man, if you want it so bad, get friendly with someone who drinks, tell them you have never gotten drunk, and they will make it their mission to get you drunk. And then you can puke on some guys floor, piss in his sink, and make a pass at the hottest/ugliest girl there, run from the cops when they show up, and then some guy will come up to you and say "dude you were hella drunk last night" not hard at all. Stop being scared of shit. People arnt better than you becuse they drink, they arnt worse than you. They just drink and you don't. Simple as that.

@ Santa: The sink is better than the washing machine.

Word up for Clausowitz but I should add that the things he just described are a lot more fun than he made them sound.

@ Thucy: As long as you don't get antiqued. That's only fun for everyone else.

antiqued? ca veut dire quoi

Santa reminds me of how I tried to beat my friend's record at "4-cycling" (unimaginative translation from Czech) last Saturday. It felt as if someone was stabbing my skull with pickaxe, funny stuff. In case anyone wonders, 4-cycling means smoking 4 cigarettes at once and the record was 2:40 and I'm a non-smoker. /attention whoring

I can imagine the day CM finally snaps and we all get questioned by the FBI or Interpol about our relationship with CM and a couple of us wind up on the news explaining we are not really members of a group planning world domination.