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Pot: 111 D - Autumn, 2005, Finished
Fall of the American Empire IV, Survivors-Win Scoring
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04 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 1999: Hi.
17 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2001: I provide all my allies and sometime my enemies suggestions on what I would like them to do. If you do not ask then it there is less likelihood it would happen. You still have to make the orders and you do not have to agree with my suggestions. I am not always correct or I may have my own ulterior motives. The choice to act on my suggestions is always yours
17 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2001: Same.
18 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: hello im the new mexico!!
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: Okay,

I am hereby dissolving my relations with everyone in the game. I basically wanted to experience this map, and I have done so and my objective for the game is already completed.

I have heard that Heartland doesn't usually get a chance to win the game, so going for the win is out of question for me.

I am willing to work non-aggression and supportive alliance with anyone who contacts me from hence forth. I will only support defensive moves to alliance members, unless the target is Texas.

Because Texas is seeing me as an enemy from the start.

If you don't contact me, then I will take it as a sign that you don't care about aggressive actions against you from me.

Thats about it, Lets have some fun.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I fucking gave you kansas for an alliance and all you did was turn on me with florida and cuba.

You are such a stupid cunt. Seriously
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I wanted to work with you from the start. Thats an obvious fucking mistake. How you could have such cognitive dissonance at your age baffles me.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: You know im not that mad
Because at the end of the day, i dont have to live a life as a stupid and easily manipulated retard.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: You have two choices: work with someone that gives you a contested center to build trust or two random shitheads?

Im not mad that you stabbed me. Im mad that you think i wronged you in anyway. Seriously. How stupid of a man do you have to be to end up with the conclusion that inwronged you.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: From how you typed in the beginning i shouldve known you were unpredictablr via unintelligence, but i gave you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe english isnt your native language, or you were young or something that wasn't you being a blithering retard.

This game is all about interpersonal relationships and getting ahead that way. You may have well thought "oh texas giving me this free sc means i can take him out easily let me make some allies to do that"no you didnt think that. What actually happened was "im a big retard that doesnt think beyond one dimensions. Someone xopy pasted logs to me and now i fully trust him despite the fact that actions do not mean anything and out of context lies means everything. Ill just listen and be a puppet to two players that have absolutely no influence near me at this point of the game. Im a dumb easily manipulated retard and now the guy that I AM ATTACKING IS FIGHTING BACK. AND DUE TO MY LOW INTELLIGENCE I CONSIDER THIS A BETRAYAL"

Dont fucking message me again
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: So i talk to florida about attacking you. Do you think i was actually telling the truth to him? YOU LIE TO YOUR ENEMIES TO SET THEM UP. But then you started to not reply to anything i say. You started to be manipulated and thats when i premeptively bounced you.in oklahoma. Thats right, BOUNCED. I PREDICTED YOUR BETRAYAL.

THINK ABOUT IT. You are such a displeasure to play with.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I'm just going to wrap up all my thoughts because I've been bouncing around everywhere.

1. Heartland is an idiot that doesn't understand that you lie to enemies. Florida gives Heartland our logs and he takes it to heart, despite the fact that what actually transpired on the board is absolutely contradictory to what I wanted Florida to think. So he takes these logs to heart and now I am his mortal enemy, for some reason, obviously due to his low intellect.

2.Heartland now wants allies, but instead of allying with BC who is DMZing him, he stabs him and takes Manitoba. Obviously since he betrayed me as well (going into Oklahoma on Turn 3, with support may I add) I see a potential friend.

3. I talk to BC about taking Colorado. Deny Heartland something and he obviously has a stake in the mutual enemy's demise. So we cooperate.

4. Heartland gets pissy at me, thinking I did him wrong for having BC take Colorado. His cognitive dissonance was so powerful that I actually empathize with him. Someone living a life in such paranoia and impaired cognition, the implications leave me in tears.

5. Not only is Heartland paranoid (moves Kent to Missouri because of Florida), stupid (Stabbing a DMZed ally and bouncing Quebec out of Ontario, then letting Quebec have all of NYC centers. Do you think Quebec likes you?) easily manipulated (one copy-pasted log convinces him to turn on an ally that gave him stability with a free SC), he's an absolute displeasure to play with. Talking to him is unstimulating and you have to reduce your words to very basic terms and concepts. And you just don't know what the fuck he's going to do because he doesn't act with any modicum of logic or intelligence.

I really hate being in this game. Absolutely worst game I have ever played of diplomacy, and it's all because of normal things that happen, but being justified in such a stupid way that makes me so incredibly angry.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I sent him this, from Florida of course: "" Also maybe because me, him and Cuba have been allied since the start and Cuba has been pulling the strings telling him who to attack and when."

Cuba PULLING THE STRINGS TELLING HIM WHO TO ATTACK AND WHEN. Who the fuck wants to be in a game where someone WHO WILL NEVER BE TOUCHING HIS SC ALL GAME, can just tell him where to move and what to do? I seriously hate this guy, I have such animosity towards this man and it's all because he not only just betrayed me, which is fine on it's on, he can't accept the fact that he did betray me. He has to convince himself and others that I am the bad guy because WHO THE FUCK knows why.

Me giving him Kansas turned him to a big idiot that can actually do damage. What a fucking mistake.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I'll feel a billion times better if Heartland comes out and says "I'm new and I'm not that good at the game. I don't understand these implications you are talking about and I am trying to get better. I learned a lot from this game and I am just trying my best."

That's all he has to say, then I'll feel better. I'll just say "Okay, he's new, he made mistakes and that caused my loss, but that's okay because Diplomacy is like that and it can't always go your way"

That's it. Everything makes sense, everything is just and the game is played. I'm just so frustrated that this fucking douche has the gall to be offended that I am defending myself and that I did anything wrong to him.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: Please just tell me you are young a new, and not a dumb mid-20s male.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: Shithead!? That hurts man :P

What happened to this is just a game; you win some, you lose some. No need to take things personal and get worked up over it or belittle people who don't play the game like you or as you suggest "at the same intellectual level" as you.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: The funny thing is, I can't tell who's saying what because their colours are so similar :^)
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: Florida, actually read and consider the validity of what i am mad about, instead of seeing my frustration and regurgitating a prepackaged response to the emotion.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: BLUF: Get over it.

I don't' think Florida or anyone has to consider the validity of what your are saying. You demand reason and patience from us but you immediately lash out at anyone who responds to you calling them shitheads and worse.

I am not going to work with you and I'm pretty sure with that this tantrum has cut you off from anyone who would think about working with you. Quit the game because you are done.
19 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2001: I hear ya and point granted, Heartland shouldn't be pissed that you and BC are working together against him, but you don't have to go call the guy a cunt and a retard, that's just uncalled for.

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