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Finished: 01 AM Thu 13 Aug 15 UTC
U S A
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 111 D - Autumn, 2005, Finished
Fall of the American Empire IV, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: The only riots you cause at parties are when people complain about you being there
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Man, this game has had more drama than a latino telenovela (soap opera). Can't wait to see what happens next :)
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: see that's a zinger!
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Man, this game has more passive-aggressive beta males (emasculated men) than a social justice rally. Can't wait to see what happens next :)

Oh wait, i already know what happens next. It's PPSC and none of you obviously intellectually inferior beings have any incentive to turning on each other.

You PM'd each other on turn one, subconsciously realized that you are both frail and debilitated males and decided to band together out of common interest.
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Two tits a Vagina and a webdiplomacy account makes me a man, I should ask for a raise at work.
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: That would explain your lack of humor.
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: How so?
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: What clever retort do you have in store for me?
25 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: (I don't know if it's relevant but I feel inclined to point out I actually have two tits and a vagina)
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: I am sorry girls. But does Texas think of himself as an Alpha male, with no such qualities? He wants everyone to kill each other but himself so he can win. Why not get the video game variant and play with yourself?

Imo, years of playing video games with linear AIs (who behave in a predefined way) has brought him to this primitive way of thinking. *shrugs*
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: You might as well show them your trench coat outfit
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: OH

I finally get it.

You are autistic, not in an insulting way, like actually autistic. That's why you got mad when I defended myself, that's why you couldn't differentiate quebec and bc. You are actually autistic.

Jesus, now I can't be mad anymore.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: You lack empathy because you are autistic, it all makes sense now.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: What I want to know is what Texas was doing between 11:28 and 11:35.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Playing DotA 2
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: DotA lasts seven minutes?!
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Being in a shitty game that you don'y care about gives you the luxury of minimizing and dicking around until it's over.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: So Heartland is autistic, Florida has a superiority complex, California has no personality and Peru is a woman.

I am so happy we got this all sorted.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: What are you? a Narcissist? I think you are the one with Superiority complex and not Florida.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: I'm someone that hates the majority of the players in this game. I don't enjoy this game at all, and I am only here to keep the turns going. I might as well express my displeasure with you sorry batch of shitters.

Especially you, Heartland. I don't care if you were born with it.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: But the aggravating part is that you aren't even capable of understanding why I am mad beyond a superficial level.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: But I have other good games going on that alleviate the frustration. Games where, if I lose, I don't have to get upset. It wouldn't be because of a literal autistic person who hasn't grasped the idea that people can LIE.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Because that's how it all started.

Florida gave you some logs, you are incapable of distinguishing the truth from the lies, so you go against me.

Then, you wrote up some blurb saying "I'll ally with anyone except texas". Like I did anything wrong to you, you fucking turd. I gave you Kansas, I specifically said "Hey, you can have Kansas go for it." And you got it.

So I'm the bad guy to you. You really are giving me a terrible experience, whenever I speak or think about autistic people, I have to think about a treacherous gremlin that has no empathy.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: It couldn't just be a simple stab. No, it had to be like this.

Zzzz
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Yeah I don't understand things. But, If you are not enjoying the game, then you should just go into a manual CD.

If you are still playing the game, that only means that, all of this is, just a facade.

And why am I reminded of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=D70ncWgRJrw#t=104
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: All I want you to understand are these events:

1. I gave you Kansas to foster an alliance
2. You took the lies I told Florida for truth, and you betrayed me
3. I defended myself against you, and you got angry about it.


Can you understand why these events would make me angry?
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Because if you can truly understand why I am angry with you, then I can drop it and stop being angry.
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: I understand why these events would make you angry. But how would I know that you lied to Florida?
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Why would i give you a crucial sc, then stab you?

Really think about it
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: Not bouncing in Kansas was mutually beneficial Texas. It is as beneficial for me as for you.

Since you got Colorado unopposed, and had made good relations with a nation. Its just like Germany not bouncing Russia in Sweden. It doesn't mean you can move into the Baltic Sea after giving Sweden?

Anyways, what does Florida have to say about this?
26 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 2002: You have a shitty tactical mind and your lack of empathy now makes me wary of autistic people in the future.

You literally aren't entitled to Kansas and Colorado, I always see Heartland get devastated and I experimented with letting you have Kansas so you can be strong enough to withstand all of your neighbors.

But I didn't know you were stupid and devoid of empathy, so that was a bad idea.
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: Okay.

Ohio support Chicago -> Kent
Chicago -> Kent
Kansas -> Missouri
Iowa support Kansas -> Missouri
Dallas -> Oklahoma
Colorado -> Utah
Keep Saskatchewan and Manitoba on hold.
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: Quit complaining like a little bitch and just play the game. Somebody's just butthurt because they're going to lose. Also, remuted.
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: Can you spew more buzzwords or are your masters restricting you to only "butthurt" little drone?
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: At least he was able to survive an attack from three neighbors... unlike you. Drone 1, RetardedArcher -9.
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: Even you know that was an incredibly weak attempt, I don't even have to shame you because you are already shaming yourself.
28 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 2003: IS THIS REALLY SILL A THING XD
02 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 2004: I will not consider a draw until BC Mexico and Texas are gone
02 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 2004: No one cares about your opinion.
02 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 2004: I care
02 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 2004: Well it sure is cool that two insignificant individuals care about each other.
02 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 2004: I won't consider a draw until Cuba considers a draw.
09 Aug 15 UTC So lets all click draw after the builds?
09 Aug 15 UTC Mine is set.
10 Aug 15 UTC Im in.
10 Aug 15 UTC Same.
10 Aug 15 UTC I'll do it once this turn ends.
10 Aug 15 UTC Sent my draw move in. Cuba, Florida, and Peru, are you all ready to draw?
11 Aug 15 UTC not really sure why we are voting for a draw when not even half the nations are eliminated but the consensus seems to be to stop this game so I will vote draw as well.
11 Aug 15 UTC Thank you guys, I had a good game.

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Cuba
wildwolf (1214 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
Heartland
LittleItaly (355 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
12 supply-centers, 10 units
Florida
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
10 supply-centers, 11 units
California
MC10 (286 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Peru
kruzaavn (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
9 supply-centers, 8 units
Quebec
Yavanaril (203 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Texas
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
British-Columbia
xxfridaayxx (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Mexico
Ace881 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 6 D
New-York
lukey_baby (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 1 D
Civil Disorders
clintisawesome (0 D X)Mexico (Spring, 2001) with 5 centres.
erickcoelho_ (77 D)New-York (Autumn, 2000) with 4 centres.
Ace881 (100 D)Mexico (Autumn, 2005) with 0 centres.
tacotaco (100 D)New-York (Spring, 2001) with 4 centres.
lukey_baby (100 D)New-York (Autumn, 2002) with 0 centres.
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