“Artillery is the King of battle: the King cannot swim, however, which is why we need you guys.” (USMC arty specialist to a group of Navy officers in an Amphib Warfare Indoc course.)

Your Humble Narrator

Profile Information

  • User Comment:
  • "Street Cred:
    Fall 2012 League B2 Champion
    The Ultimate Showdown Champion
    2013 Gunboat Tournament Semifinalist
    ODC 2019 Finalist"


  • Last visited: 20 Jul 24 UTC
  • Joined: 12 Sep 11 UTC


Ranking Info Help

    PointsD:
  • Available: 1,922
  • In play: 0
  • Total: 1,922
  • Ghost Rating Overall:
  • Rating: 257
  • Peak: 313
  • Position: 269
  • Ghost Rating Gunboat:
  • Rating: 172
  • Peak: 175
  • Position: 61
  • Ghost Rating Live:
  • Rating: 219
  • Peak: 223
  • Position: 85
  • Ghost Rating Full Press:
  • Rating: 176
  • Peak: 212
  • Position: 321
  • Ghost Rating 1v1 Overall:
  • Rating: 228
  • Peak: 275
  • Position: 103
  • Ghost Rating FvA:
  • Rating: 173
  • Peak: 213
  • Position: 148
  • Ghost Rating GvI:
  • Rating: 176
  • Peak: 176
  • Position: 87


Game Stats
  • All Game stats:
  • Game messages: 11,274

  • Won: 30 ( 16% )
  • Drawn: 80 ( 42% )
  • Survived: 37 ( 19% )
  • Defeated: 43 ( 23% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 1% )
  • Total (finished): 191

  • Civil disorder: 9
  • Civil disorders taken over: 1
  • Classic:
  • Won: 12 ( 8% )
  • Drawn: 79 ( 52% )
  • Survived: 21 ( 14% )
  • Defeated: 40 ( 26% )
  • Total (finished): 152
  • Classic Press:
  • Won: 5 ( 9% )
  • Drawn: 29 ( 52% )
  • Survived: 5 ( 9% )
  • Defeated: 17 ( 30% )
  • Total (finished): 56
  • Classic Gunboat:
  • Won: 7 ( 7% )
  • Drawn: 50 ( 53% )
  • Survived: 16 ( 17% )
  • Defeated: 22 ( 23% )
  • Total (finished): 95
  • Classic Ranked:
  • Won: 12 ( 8% )
  • Drawn: 79 ( 52% )
  • Survived: 21 ( 14% )
  • Defeated: 40 ( 26% )
  • Total (finished): 152
  • Variant stats:
  • Won: 18 ( 50% )
  • Drawn: 1 ( 3% )
  • Survived: 15 ( 42% )
  • Defeated: 1 ( 3% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 3% )
  • Total (finished): 36


Reliability Rating: 100%

Reliability Explained:

What is Reliability?

Reliability is how consistently you avoid interrupting games. Any un-excused missed turns hurt your rating. If you have any un-excused missed turns in the last 4 weeks you will receive an 11% penalty to your RR for each of those delays. It is very important to everyone you are playing with to be reliable but we understand mistakes happen so this extra penalty will drop to 5% after 28 days. All of the un-excused missed turns that negatively impact your rating are highlighted in red below. Excused delays will only negatively impact your base score, seen below. Mod excused delays do not hurt your score in any way.

Live Game: If a game had phases 60 minutes long or less any excused missed turns will only impact your rating for 28 days total. The penalty is the same, 5% long term and 6% short term, except the long term penalty is for 28 days and the short term is for 7 days.
System Excused: If you had an "excused missed turn" left this will be yes and will not cause additional penalties against your rating.
Mod Excused: If a moderator excused the missed turn this field will be yes and will not cause additional penalties against your rating.
Same Period Excused: If you have multiple un-excused missed turns in a 24 hour period you are only penalized once with the exception of live games, if this field is yes it will not cause additional penalties against your rating.

What happens if my rating is low?

Many games are made with a minimum rating requirement so this may impact the quality of games you can enter. If you have more then 3 non-live un-excused missed turns in a year you will begin getting temporarily banned from making new games, joining existing games, or rejoining your own games.

  • 1-3 un-excused delays: warnings
  • 4 un-excused delays: 1-day temp ban
  • 5 un-excused delays: 3-day temp ban
  • 6 un-excused delays: 7-day temp ban
  • 7 un-excused delays: 14-day temp ban
  • 8 un-excused delays: 30-day temp ban
  • 9 or more un-excused delays: infinite, must contact mods for removal
  • Live game excused turns are penalized independently for temporary bans. 1-2 un-excused missed turns in live games will be a warning, and the 3rd, and any after that will result in a 24 hour temp ban. The 2 warnings reset every 28 days resulting in significantly more yearly warnings for live game players then the normal system.


    User relationships

    User relationships serve two purposes:

    • 1. Allow users who have a relationship outside of the server to disclose and register the relationship.

      This lets other players account for possible bias in-game, lets players set their games to exclude close relationships between players, and helps the moderator team ignore otherwise suspicious usage patterns (e.g. a family / school using the same computer / network).
    • 2. Give users a way to register a suspicion that two or more users may have an undisclosed relationship, based on in-game behavior.

      This gives the suspected user a chance to explain before needing moderators, allows users to exclude suspected-cheaters from their games, gives an extra mechanism to help moderators identify cheaters by taking the suspicions of many users together, provides a single place where a suspicion can be discussed directly, and allows repeat offenders to be tracked across new accounts and excluded without requiring bans.

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    Your Humble Narrator's games

    Showing results 1 to 20 of 191 total results.

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    Finished: 05 AM Fri 07 May 21 UTC
    France vs. Austria
    3 days /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1903, Finished
    Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
    4 excused missed turn
    Game won by FB (100D)
    France
    FB (100D)
    Won. 12 supply-centers, 7 units
    Austria
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 04 AM Fri 07 May 21 UTC
    Terminator 2
    3 days /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Spring, 1906, Finished
    Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
    4 excused missed turn
    Game won by FB (100D)
    Austria
    FB (100D)
    Won. 13 supply-centers, 13 units
    France
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 03 AM Fri 07 May 21 UTC
    Terminator-18
    3 days /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
    Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
    4 excused missed turn
    Game won by FB (100D)
    Austria
    FB (100D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 12 units
    France
    Survived. 14 supply-centers, 12 units
    Finished: 06 AM Sun 04 Oct 20 UTC
    Private It's gunboat timee
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 210 D - Spring, 1918, Finished
    Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
    1 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    England
    AleaIactaEst (1017D)
    Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 13 units
    Italy
    pyxxy (746D(G))
    Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
    Austria
    Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
    Russia
    Leviné (558D)
    Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
    France
    teccles (3780D)
    Defeated. Bet: 30D
    Germany
    tobieee911 (100D(S))
    Defeated. Bet: 30D
    Turkey
    Defeated. Bet: 30D
    Finished: 06 PM Sun 16 Aug 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R7G6
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1911, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    France
    nguyenmt (5329D)
    Drawn. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
    Turkey
    Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
    Russia
    cormorant (1013D)
    Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
    Italy
    Talby2 (190D)
    Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
    Austria
    Deus velunt (179D)
    Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
    Germany
    Squigs44 (273D)
    Drawn. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
    England
    Garagenpunk (322D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 01 PM Sat 29 Aug 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R6G7
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1912, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    England
    Miguel1612 (286D)
    Drawn. 15 supply-centers, 15 units
    Turkey
    Josafina (100D)
    Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
    Italy
    Yonni (136D(S))
    Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
    France
    BismarckAlive (1028D)
    Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
    Germany
    Octavious (2802D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Austria
    SirThursday (857D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Russia
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Civil Disorders
    Temasek22 (366D)France (Spring, 1907) with 7 centres.
    Finished: 07 PM Thu 16 Jul 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R5G1
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1913, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    Turkey
    gjdip (967D)
    Drawn. 12 supply-centers, 12 units
    Germany
    Fortress Door (1837D)
    Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
    France
    BobMcBob (684D)
    Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
    England
    Flamebere (125D)
    Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
    Italy
    Drawn. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
    Austria
    TemplarsBane (2216D)
    Drawn. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
    Russia
    Deinodon (379D(B))
    Defeated. Bet: 0D
    Civil Disorders
    Computer_Genius (271D)Russia (Autumn, 1907) with 1 centres.
    Finished: 09 PM Sat 18 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G - bozo vs Your Humble Nar-2
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by bozotheclown (2498D)
    France
    bozotheclown (2498D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 15 units
    Austria
    Survived. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
    Finished: 07 PM Wed 15 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G - bozo vs Your Humble Narra
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by bozotheclown (2498D)
    Austria
    bozotheclown (2498D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 14 units
    France
    Survived. 13 supply-centers, 12 units
    Finished: 05 PM Sun 26 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G -Your Humble vs Josafina-2
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by Josafina (100D)
    Austria
    Josafina (100D)
    Won. 21 supply-centers, 17 units
    France
    Survived. 10 supply-centers, 11 units
    Finished: 03 AM Fri 24 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G - Your Humble vs. Josafina
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by Your Humble Narrator (1922D)
    Austria
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 16 units
    France
    Josafina (100D)
    Survived. 12 supply-centers, 11 units
    Finished: 05 PM Mon 27 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G - mhsmith0 vs Your Humble-2
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by mhsmith0 (956D)
    France
    mhsmith0 (956D)
    Won. 19 supply-centers, 16 units
    Austria
    Survived. 15 supply-centers, 15 units
    Finished: 03 PM Thu 16 Apr 20 UTC
    Private Spring 2020 CL Group G - mhsmith0 vs Your Humble N
    1 day /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by mhsmith0 (956D)
    Austria
    mhsmith0 (956D)
    Won. 20 supply-centers, 16 units
    France
    Survived. 12 supply-centers, 12 units
    Finished: 06 PM Sat 06 Jun 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R4G6
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1919, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game won by Yigg (2454D)
    Turkey
    Yigg (2454D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
    England
    Survived. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
    Germany
    Survived. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
    France
    Chesney (567D)
    Survived. 4 supply-centers, 5 units
    Italy
    Ayreon (3398D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Austria
    MPC (924D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Russia
    ishirkmywork (1401D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 05 PM Tue 06 Oct 20 UTC
    Private ODC 2019 - Final
    2 days /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1924, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
    2 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    Germany
    Brumark (2051D)
    Drawn. 13 supply-centers, 12 units
    Italy
    Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
    Russia
    teccles (3780D)
    Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
    France
    Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
    England
    Ogion (3882D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Austria
    VillageIdiot (7813D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Turkey
    swordsman3003 (14058D(G))
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 06 AM Sun 12 Apr 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R3G7
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game won by teccles (3780D)
    Italy
    teccles (3780D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
    England
    The Czech (40397D(S))
    Survived. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
    France
    Survived. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
    Germany
    Jamiet99uk (1524D)
    Survived. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
    Russia
    Sunstriker (230D)
    Survived. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
    Austria
    Roadhog (257D(G))
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Turkey
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Civil Disorders
    Powow (697D)Russia (Autumn, 1908) with 5 centres.
    Finished: 10 PM Mon 10 Feb 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R2G2
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    Turkey
    rdrivera2005 (3533D(G))
    Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 11 units
    France
    Theoneandonly (12898D)
    Drawn. 10 supply-centers, 11 units
    Germany
    Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 10 units
    Italy
    KingJohnII (1575D(B))
    Drawn. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
    England
    Tugster (12556D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Austria
    Eric1984 (3985D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Russia
    allanxo (1179D(G))
    Defeated. Bet: 0D
    Civil Disorders
    Ogion (3882D)Russia (Spring, 1901) with 4 centres.
    Finished: 06 AM Sat 04 Jan 20 UTC
    Private The Masters 2020 R1G2
    1 day, 12 hours /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1907, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
    3 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    Italy
    kissemo (4208D)
    Drawn. 12 supply-centers, 12 units
    France
    Locke- (1004D)
    Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
    Russia
    MylesP14 (335D)
    Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
    Germany
    Wusti (858D)
    Drawn. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
    Turkey
    sideroxylon1 (1429D)
    Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
    England
    tobieee911 (100D(S))
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Austria
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Finished: 05 AM Sun 20 Oct 19 UTC
    1v1 France/Austria-4
    5 minutes /phase
    Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
    Classic - France vs Austria, Anonymous players, Unranked
    1 excused missed turn
    Game won by Theoneandonly (12898D)
    France
    Theoneandonly (12898D)
    Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
    Austria
    Survived. 16 supply-centers, 15 units
    Finished: 09 PM Fri 17 Jan 20 UTC
    Private ODC 2019 - R2 G8
    2 days /phase
    Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
    Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes, Wait for orders
    1 excused missed turn
    Game drawn
    Austria
    Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 11 units
    Russia
    Brumark (2051D)
    Drawn. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
    Italy
    Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 6 units
    England
    VillageIdiot (7813D)
    Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
    France
    Miguel1612 (286D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Germany
    bozotheclown (2498D)
    Defeated. Bet: 5D
    Turkey
    Pjsticha (618D)
    Defeated. Bet: 0D
    Civil Disorders
    ChippeRock (2554D)Turkey (Autumn, 1907) with 6 centres.

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