"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada"--Brittany Spears
and my all-time favorite: comes from Miss Teen USA South Carolina in 2007 when asked why she thought 1/5 of Americans can't locate the United States on a global map:
I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. and uh…I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as…and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.