*massive lesbian Satanic orgy camping trips

I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

i don't know what top say... when i was a young lad we scouts had 'bob-a-job' where you would go around your neighbourhood and offer to do handy jobs around someone's house for a few bob (few £££s) - now-a-days scouts are not allowed be used as child labour... this prevents them from earning an honest few pounds for their summer camp. What has happened to the world???

Our children are too busy impregnating each other, drinking, killing each other because of violent video games, and only reading the Bible for six hours a day instead of ten to help old ladies cross the street.

Scouts are not allowed to be used as child labor....but girls scouts can set up a table in 28 degree (F) weather on a snowy day in Michigan and try to sell cookies from a parking lot during rush hour? Frankly, I consider girl scouts to be parasites on my life. I'm tired of little girls being hauled out to set up shop in the doorway of the grocery store every night and harass me as I go to buy groceries and have to deal with their begging.

I think 11 year old girls should sell cookies to parents and grandparents and then go play with their friends or do their homework.

"bob-a-job"....eeeee gads....the implications of a little boy going around bob-a-jobbing...that'll get you a nice prison sentence...

THIS thread should be locked

Why? Getting you all hot and bothered?

I'm just trying to enlighten you, Blueshoe

I don't know where you come from, but here they're $3.50 a box and the best kind are 32 to a box. Still plenty of profit margin for orgy camp, but a much lower cost per nom nom nom. And I am amused by them being out and about because there's about a 1 in 30 chance of my wife having a huge hormonal epiphany about her time in Girl Scouts when we run into them, and that's the kind of humor you just can't find elsewhere.

Well, maybe if I could get my wife into a girl scout outfit after grocery shopping for a night of the old wumpa wumpa, maybe I could see an upside to the whole mess.

what is a hormonal epiphany

And don't even get me STARTED on the goddamn Brownies. Little sluts all of them.

Krellin once told me he boned his wife on a diplomacy board.

I'm pretty sure her ass covers enough SCs to solo twice.

You could tell what edition of the game Krellin owns by the shapes of the pieces embedded in her flesh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INjxy4tAo1k&feature=fvst

' a huge hormonal epiphany' ?? a what?

The hint is in the 1 in 30 chance.

Girl scouts is a model organization. The only group precluding me from putting up a No Soliciting sign.

And Boy Scouts are a satanic imperialist cult.

So since I'm an Eagle Scout, where abouts in the rankings of said cult would I be?? I just want to know if I have an in with the devil

Somewhere between prophet and demi-god.

We only pay $3.50 per box here in Cinci.

I paid $10 to the bloody Boy Scouts for a crap box of popcorn.

I think I may have gotten ripped off on the price.

How much did you pay for their goods?

Apparently, labelling regular cookies as scout cookies raises their value even more than calling them iCookies.

The going rate is $4.00 a box in California.

I believe the going rate in the Chicago area is 4 dollars as well. Though I think some of the money goes to the crack or what they put into them to make them so addictive.